Saturday, April 30, 2005
mad-eye moody madah
I'm cranky. Feeling most disagreeable. My mum managed to wake me before 11 am n my sister did her part to make sure I didnt fall asleep again*in sarcastic tones ppl. my sis was jus being a loud rude arse*. My head is spinning.
Iza jgn nk force aku kemas lah. Kau mcm beruk tdo mati sampai jam berape dah. I'm so mabuk now ok. Nk semangat vacuum konon. Dunt count me in ah. Bye bye.
(bace over my shoulder je. irritating nye pompan. N why is there a bunga flying arnd our room?)
I cant find my camera. Damnit sia.
D only funny thing so far is Rao mixing up her dates. Her maulud is next week ppl. hahaha...
Hhhmmmpphhtttt....i'm badly scratched.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Friday, April 29, 2005
it's like that y'all
I've realised that my life now is mainly me waiting for the next tv show to start, and the next..and the next. I even watch *in supreme voice* BEASTMASTER now...Oh well, the beastmaster's fren Tao is very cute.
I brought Tina to the polyclinic today. It's fun hangin out with her. She listens to my crap. And we were both still giggling about God-noes-wad when it was finally our turn to see the Doc. Tina does an amazing impression of John Black (Days of Our Lives character).
Oh and there was this sweet lil baby girl in front of me and I did a goldfish impression n d baby gave me a shy smile!!! *excited nye aku!!!* Adorable baby..I love the babies in Elmo's World too.
N um, Bai (my bro) jus gave me n Tina $20 bucks each. He sure is feeling generous. Not that I'm complaining. Nowadays,no more dua posen ah...N Iza gave Tina n me $10. I'm feeling rich bebeh! But I'll jus save the money for emergencies.
My throat really hurts now n I feel crappy n it's so hot n I want air-con n ice-cream n for this sorethroat to go away..Hey..I have Strepsils...Woohoo!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:40:00 PM
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Thursday, April 28, 2005
red n blue armies
Goaless. Boring. BUT, I still want to buy Cech. Great goalkeeper.
Steve O.Gerrad n Lamps.
Riise is awesome!
I would still rather Man U in the semi-finals but well...hmm...
Constatine is outta AI. That round scotty bear should really be out by now. He's like a freakin cockroach. Just refuses to die!!!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
6:32:00 PM
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
my dad is so spiteful. he's purposely watchin CNA ,which he wud usually scorn at, so I cant watch my Amazing Race. Im so farkin pissed sia.
I waited n waited but he continued watchin CNA which had a disliked topic. Jus cos he sibuk read my PRIVATE conversation wit Fas for wad?? We were toking about HANTU TETEK!!! N he say I was tokin crappy tings wit my frens. Hantu tetek is sumting dat every kid shud tok abt, havin been told tales about her as a child. GEEZZ!!!
N he waited until i got really ticked n stormed off to my room baru he nk, "Madah..nah amik control."Nk act baik ah.
Can go BELAH MELON ah FADER!!!
Im so gonna eat every single one of ur fruits in d fridge. (except for the pears, i'll jus hide those)
GRRRRR....I will not let my pride stopme frm watchin my show so tata ppl.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
10:40:00 PM
10:40:00 PM
peppinot my darling
"You know I love you so...I wrote a song for you..."
I just heard Coldplay's new song "Speed of Sound." It sounds rather like "Clocks." My favs. are still Yellow n The Scientist.
Went over to Rao's just now. Had prata. It was so hot. N I rode Rao's bike n sumhow managed to fall onto the road. Sya bought Slurpee for us. N we went to watch LES CHORISTES (the choir).
Oh my god...The kids are so adorable. N the French language is just so..berbelit2 and just wonderful to hear. It always sounds so smooth like slipperly silk. I love Pierre n Peppinot. Angel faces. It's fun to watch sumting other than American you know.
The Americans are gettin boring. BUT..I still wanna watch Revenge of the SIth. Hehee....
Liverpool vs Chelsea. Tonight. Die Chelsea DIE!!!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Tuesday, April 26, 2005
sch kids r horrible
Me mam just told me about things that she see while werking. See, she's a cook in Springfield sec's canteen. N she says that the kids there, fight like pit bulls!
The problem usually starts with ppl cutting each other's queues. There was even this guy, who did a flying kung fu kick on the back of his opponent who didnt even fight back. And all those who were fighting were Malay. Kenapa lah budak2 Melayu cant get along. That's why I'm glad to be in a Chinese sch (my ex-sec sch anyways).
And there was even this Malay girl who got attacked by 6 cheena girls. But she knew silat n fought back. N she got suspended? Why the hell sia...She's in sec4 n takin her Os summore.
N ppl say Siglap is a bad sch? Well, I don't think it's that bad now. I still love my own sch though...
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
8:16:00 PM
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Monday, April 25, 2005
stomach ache
Iza Tina n I haf been suffering frm stomach aches. Sakit man...(duh, it's a stomach ACHE).
I'm here cos Father absolutely refuses to let us watch DH n my sister with the other teevee in my bro's room is being an absolute bitch abt lettin us watch in that room. Bitch.
Dum di daa...Now Tina Iza n Me in our room..doing..nothing. God..I hope the Wed thing jadi eh Rao? Sya? Nuwai aso??? French movie babes..YAY!!! tell yati dun werk lah...Boring sey that girl.
Plan for Wed :-
Go 7-eleven. Buy Slurpee. Join contest.
Walk back to Rao's hse.
Visit the pond.
Cat-hunt.
Watch AI.Join Contest.
Watch dvd at Rao's.
N that's it. My game plan is to join as many contests as possible, win sumthing by watching teevee u noe. I love my TV shows. There's FRIENDS tonight. Cant wait!
Dad's watching BoogeyMan by himself outside. hmm...
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
10:32:00 PM
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Sunday, April 24, 2005
wad teevee does to our kids
"So fathers be good to your daughters..daughters will love like you do...."
My lil sis used to watch this show called Child's Play alot. We had the vcd. The star of the show is this doll Chucky who like to "lepas cakap." Tina learnt to do d middle finger from Chucky.
My dad just told me about the time when he was carrying Tina (she was like 6?) n she held her hand around his throat n said, "Bitch, you hurt me." That was a line from Chucky.
I found that hilarious but sad at the same time. Tv really do corrupt our kids. I learnt "Sonofabitch" from my used-to-be all time fav movie Jaws. Tsk.
Anyway, I am still addicted to Tv. N I jus watched an AWESOME show starring an AWESOME actor, John Travolta. In all his movies, he never seem to die doesnt he? He's just too awesome to die. Swordfish power babe...*smacks my forehead* Tonight got "whoses line issit anyway?"
MUST WATCH!!! Oh ps: I love Siti Nurhaliza. She rocks. Iza n I always cheer "GO SITI!" n pump our fists in the air whenever she cums on teevee.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
10:19:00 PM
10:19:00 PM
sunday morning..rain not falling
" Another summer day..has come n gone away..In Paris n Rome..but I wanna go homeee.."
Ugame was fun just now! But abit draggy. Very sleepy lah...Oh ya..that time my sis kept me up wit her insomnia period. Tak leh tdo lah...aper lah...Music always puts me to sleep.
Yesterday, the postman came to deliver a letter to my bro. N me, not knowin it was d postman, didnt open the door. The letter was for my brother. N since I dint open d door, he would haf to go down all the way to the office to get one stupid letter.
My dad was naggin me for being so dumb n causing trouble for my bro. N I said, "Abak, Bai (my bro) dun mind wad..so nevermind lah." (cos Bai didnt noe I malas nk bukak pintu thus me-lecehkan him)
N in true father fashion, he immediately proceeded to march to my bro's room n go, " Bai kau tahu aper madah buat? bla bla bla..." JUST TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE! WAH LAU FATHER!!! Nasib my bro malas nk go beat me to death. Phew!
My mum is rewang-ing at Masjid Khadijah now. Nasi Amal Day u noe! Im so excited..Daging..yummy!!! Im so lucky to haf good food all the time.
That's why I hate eating out. Those ppl cant cook. Hmph.
Oohh..Im alone at home. Best nye!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
11:50:00 AM
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Friday, April 22, 2005
one fine night at Netook
this is me - happily using the comp.
this is me - feelin thoroughly irritated with Tina.
this is me - wanting to grab the phone handle from her n whackin her with it as she discussed about her oh so important Frenster accnt with her frens.
this is me - standing in line at NTUC.
this is me - trying hard not to smite the little girl running around me with my carton of eggs.
this is me - pondering why I didn't move to the next counter with a shorter line.
this is me - sweating like a pig.
this is me - wondering if pigs sweat.
this is me - wishing I could smash my Chunky Kit Kat on the counter lady's head. But that would be a waste.
this is me - giving a howl of despair as I made my way back to Netook to buy something else for my mum.
this is me - trying to avoid a hated neighbour.
this is me -standing behind him in line.
this is me -wanting to beat him to death with my tin of Nestle Carnation Evaporated Milk Full Cream.
this is me - fighting the urge to yank the stupid counter lady's hair out.
this is me - sweating like a pig.
this is me - wonderin if pigs sweat. It's a vicious cycle.
this is me - at home typing furiously away.
I knew I had problems. I didn't realize it was THIS deep.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
8:18:00 PM
8:18:00 PM
u noe how i feel
"Oh yeah freedom is Mine! And I know how I feel!"
I've been goin to Michael Buble's website alot lately just so I can hear 3 songs off his new album. His webby plays "Home" "Feeling Good" and "Save the Last Dance" over and over again. Nie lah akibatnya takde duit nk beli album dier...
Wanna go back to NASS tapi, hmm...I compromised by staying at home lah. It's one of those taknk mandi days. Soory eh Sya...Kill me another day okay.
Oohh. Today is BAH's !7th Birthday! Happy birthday to you Bedah!!! I still have your present here with me. Rao n I was so excited when we found it. Heheheh...
Ah, yesterday, was watchin Everwood..then they were arguing about Chinese medicine n talking about China n d guy went " This is NOT Bangkok!"
Which made me wonder why he would think Thailand is inside China. Hmm..Bangkok is the capital of Thailand aint it? N I dont think Thailand is DAT near China for him, or the scriptwriter to think that it is INSIDE it (China).
They are so bloody ignorant...I mean, they (sum Americans) think that S'pore is sumwhere in China. Again. Why does everything has to be in China? Looking at the map once in a while wont hurt people!
I'm worried for Pippin. She is really pregnant. N why did I ever name her Pippin. Urgh. Actually her name was suppose to be Bobbypin cos she looks like our other dead cat Bobby. It's too late to chg now. Im still havin difficulty refering to Pippin as a her.
N just now I wanted to carry her to the balcony n she was squirmin so hard I'm worried it affected her babies.Her tummy is so round n big now. Ah, she's just a kitten n dah pregnant. Teenage Pregnancy.
Ewww..shuddup Madah.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
4:51:00 PM
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Thursday, April 21, 2005
maulud nabi rocks!
It reaally did rocked, Maulud Nabi. I really love Masjid Khadijah. Ive been to only 2 mosques my entire life, Masjid Istighfar n Masjid Khadijah. N I've been to the former only like 2 times my whole 17 years? I'm much more comfortable at Khadijah Mosque.
Tina Mak n Me wore all black. N even Nenek too. Too Cool man...I LOVED the bacer2 doa part with d melody n stuff...like (hmm..I cant spell arabic here can I)....Anyways, I felt like bobbing me head up n down n going "uh huh uh huh.." but, i restrained myself.
Got to see alot of babies cukur deir hair. Adorable chubby wide-eyed innocent babies. Last year they got kompang cos it was the leader of the mosque's grandchildren. This year not so kecoh ah. Den got power bryiani n bandung. Classic man.
I do hate the last part when ppl leave d mosque, not to do soul-searching, bt slipper-searchin instead. ALOT of ppl, moving as a herd. I've must haf troden on more than 10 pairs of feet without a care. Irritating sia...Shoved alot of ppl outta my way..
Wad makes me wonder is see, there's this kedai kopi right beside the mosque, n a bunch of pakciks n mats lepak2 dere n dun even bother to nk masuk d mosque to pray or anything. Instead they sit outside, leering at the women. In tudong. Sick sia. Takde rase insaf ke. Org semua ngan beribadah, they are sitting dere, doing nothing n sipping teh.
Half the view i got sitting upstairs.
Ps: I smell good now. Of minyak atar.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
12:12:00 AM
12:12:00 AM
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
soon soon..hari jadi nabi muhammad s.a.w
Ah I cant wait! Today, after Maghrib is our leader, Nabi Muhammad s.a.w 's hari jadi! 12 Rabiul Awwal. In Islam, technically, after Maghrib je already considered as d next day.
Side note: My lil sis, Tina, just stuffed her smelly socks into my mouth. Wad an arse.
Ohkay back to my story. Yay! I think I'm gonna wear black cos my mum say org2 masjid all planned to wear black so join ah kiter. I'm gonna go my mosque, Masjid Khadijah. I haven been there in a long long time, i feel so guilty. So i'm goin today. YAY!!!
Oh oh, I saw the new pope yesterday. On TeeVee ah. Eh, muker dier membuat ku tak sedap hati sey. Ah, aper2 ah...namer ratzinger kau...tikus yang suker makan burger kfc kut...hmmm...
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Tuesday, April 19, 2005
animal cruelty
YOU HAVE TO SEE IT.
IT'S FARKING CRUEL.
INHUMANE.
I WISH SUM1 WOULD SHOOT THEM.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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3:21:00 PM
Monday, April 18, 2005
Bahgdad Burning
Check out the above link. It's quite good.
The Iraq people protesting. No, not foreign terrorists. Just the local people sick of military occupation.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
4:25:00 PM
4:25:00 PM
tari menari dgn lenggang cintaku sayang...
I'm feeling the Malay in me STAND UP N SCREAM! Or maybe it's just me wanting a change. I've been listening to ALOT of Malay songs lately. Not the new ones ah, d old favourites. Oh oh, I listen to...PETER PAN. *GASPS*
Aye, thanks for the lagu eh. My crazy cousin is going even more Melayu than I ever could. Most of my songs are from her. I still do love Siti Nurhaliza. She rocks! She's so sweet n lembut n ayu n just all rounded Malay candy. Heheh..just karaoked by myself to SLam n Siti's songs.
Banyak lagu Melayu jiwang2 eh? Ku cinta pada mu lah...kenape kau tinggalkan daku?? I actually wrote lyric after lyric in my karangan. WAHAHA. Siti's songs makes the least sense. It's too powderful Melayu ah...
Eh nk dgr story?? Smlm, as I was trying to tdo..(n shuttin out my sister's screams on the phone), i heard hammering.
It was like 2 am in the morning n my neighbour was hammering? I didn't think so. It was like "TAP TAP.........KNOCK.......TAP"..irregular n all over the house. (macam scientist pulak aku)
First it sounded far, den near n it was like once then 3 times. My dad woke up n he bustled arnd outside at my living room n dapur for a while den after he went back in d room, d noises stopped.
Really ah, cant be my neighbour cos he also has 2 children n takkan nk ketuk2 paku tengah2 malam. Aiyer..seramlah.
So it's like da da da da, like that y'all (that y'all)**
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
2:56:00 PM
2:56:00 PM
Sunday, April 17, 2005
cats pictures
Last last Friday when Rao Yati n Me went down to Geylang for, gulp, CHENDOL. Which Rao tired to stuff me with. Urgh. CHENDOL.
Anyways, here are d kitties we found!
Rao n Me ran to the nearest Shop n Save n bought cat food for them. Yati trudged after us very annoyed.
Yati had to wait IRRITATEDLY at the TP busstop while Rao n Me layaned this fat cat. Love him.
Some1 dyed him purple.
Why am I asleep? see..I cant even take a picture without lookin sleepy. Urgh..Rao Me Yati.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
2:18:00 PM
2:18:00 PM
ada aper dgn sayur
stupid title...i'm not thinking straight. I'm sure I have something meaningful n deep to say n it will make you sit down n think n go, "Ah! This girl is a genius!". But nope, I've forgotten it. I'll only remember when it's late at night n I'm trying my best to sleep.
I rarely blog in Malay huh...But we use Malay only...when DO we use Malay? I use it when, for example, I wanna say a fart stinks n u just gotta say it in Malay. Lagi ader impact u noe? Other bloggers are doin it too like Kohl and Luthien
Lalaladum..sayur..bermacam sayur..More meaningful posts to come. I'm gonna break d code of silence n blog like bats outta hell. yea. urgh.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
1:28:00 PM
1:28:00 PM
Saturday, April 16, 2005
my right eye itches
2nd post for today! Um..oh ya..About the casino thing. Isn't it obvious that the Government already has decided to have a casino. The debates are just for show cos their mind is set. The people have no say...we are a Republic. We have people (whom I do not recall nominating. who DOES nominate these MPs anyway?) who represents us (the people) to speak up for us.
But these Representatives are part of the Government aren't they? So basically, we have no say n no matter how much we scream n shout for a casino-free S'pore, d Government has d bottom middle n top line. So quit wasting time with these fake debates. It's boring n you're taking up my TV show's time.
Moving on..for all the $10 notes that I have, I still don't have enough to buy an MP3. Gardarnit.
Ajay Devgan, husband of Kajol, has no teeth. U noe the way he speaks? How does he do it without showing teeth? Conclusion? He HAS no teeth.
Oh, on d bus yesterday, while smsing Sya, I smelled this AWFUL nk-berak-cair-tapi-ngan-tahan nye bau. N it lingered in the air for soo long i wanted to keel over. URGH. n dis perfectly groomed girl in the England jersey beside me was picking her teeth!
She had a freaking toothpick! n was discreetingly (well, tryin to at least) picking her teeth. Horrible bus commuters. Cant u do ur business at home?
I once went all the way to school with Nutella on my cheeks. Hmm...
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
8:28:00 PM
8:28:00 PM
dropping to boredom abyss
I'm so bored. I really have nothing to do except changing the template of GM's blog. Uh oh, looks like today is Blogging Day. Im sure I'm gonna blog like up to 3 times today. Do u noe that I don't even have Microsoft word on my comp?
Ah...I love crapping with Tina. She at least goes along with my jokes. N sum1 stole my Newpaper which I still havent finish yet. I knew I shudn't haf left it under the comp desk. Urgh.
I had a very horrible dream about my cat Merry. He came home with bald patches n bleeding n was so bloody thin. N I realized that I haven seen him in a while. Ah shit. MadAH..shuddup.
I miss F.R.I.E.N.D.S. N I wish that I can just watch at least one episode of OC in peace. My dad disapproves of OC. So i gotta like hide it from him. URGH!
I watched RoadTrip yesterday n darn, I missed the part where they did the Sorority Alpha handshake. Very cool.
dum di dum di daa...bah's bday next friday people.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
3:56:00 PM
3:56:00 PM
Friday, April 15, 2005
Good Friday
Today is a really good Friday. Oh, by the way, I tink I overloaded on the drama shows. Chase, Dia, OC, Everwood then Smallville today. Argh..all the stories will run into each other.
Finally handed in all my documents to TP. N Rao n me cat-hunt den lepak for like 3 hours. We really are getting good at that. Tunggu Sya berzaman. Hmph. U noe Rao, I came home at like 8 plus den as I was walking...I thought about that ghost story u told me. SERAM!!! I ran all d way home...HAHA!
Ooh..bought Slurpee in hopes of winning a IPod shuffle. Dreaming I am...I never win anything. N I still haven finish reading my NewPaper. I'm horrible. Went back to Ngee Ann. That's always fun. I think.
Of course it's fun! Met Yana Nis Fas. Yana, u gonna pay for that crayon thing!!!
Smallville rocks. Im being all drama with Tina. N my silly sisters running from a beetle (kumbang u noe) n screaming bloody murder. Geez. But I ran too...
Really good quote from a pissed off Rao : " *lookin at EastView's cheerleaders yang banyak Melayu wearing sexily* Look at those fat thighs!"
Classic Rao. n I love u too.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Thursday, April 14, 2005
we'd haf no luck if not for bad luck
Amazing Race is AWESOME. Rob is completely evil! I really like the 2 gay guys. Anyways, in this kindda races, you need more than teamwork n brains n brawn. You need luck. The brothers had d package but they were extremely unlucky unlike Rob n Amber.
Talking about luck, Juventus had only bad luck this morning. Finally losing their semi-final place. Tsk.
Side Story: My parents just hate it that I watch soccer. There was once that my dad asked me why I couldn't watch cooking shows instead n wear pink n baby blue ribbons in my hair! (ok d ribbon thing is a stretch) But c'mon, why CANT i watch it? Why cant people just leave me alone.
I like watchin soccer n I dunno why n I'm GONNA watch EVEN MORE Soccer till my eyeballs pop out n roll around the floor of my house, JUST to spite you people out there. HAH!
Irritating.
Rioting n getting tear gas in return.
Juve fans really hate Liverpool.
The culprit in Black n White, Ibrahimovic. Dreadful miss.
And Liverpool wins. Ta-da!
Oh Nadia is outta AI. She used Ryan's tie to wipe her tears. Quote from Simon, "In a competition full of hamburgers, you are a steak."
The images Simon comes up with. Geez....
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
8:09:00 PM
8:09:00 PM
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Soccer Soccer and More Football but first....
Another fav Heineken ad is The One with Jennifer Aniston. She's reaching for a 6-pack bottles of beer and then this Ross-look-alike comes towards her n she smiles sweetly at him. That Ross guy is Brian from the Amazing Race!
The brothers Brian n Greg! I THOUGHT he was familar....WHoo! Anyway, I really liked d song that they played in the ad (heineken haf good songs). Except I cant remember how it goes. HELP!
It's this kindda thing that keeps you awake at night tossing n turning! I know d werds were somewhat like "you n me n me n you n bla bla bla.." HOW DOES IT GO? darnit. please tell me if you know. Better yet, send me a clip of d ad.
I'm really dizzy now cos I stayed up for d Chlesea match. This I said to my fren, "I have nothing to do except watch TV n I intend to watch every single good show on it until I have to go to sch."
Ooohh..d Bayern fans were awesome. The first 5 mins you couldnt hear d commentator becos of TECHNICAL PROBLEMS. So that was great cos all you hear is d roar of the fans! N I actually could hear wad they were saying on d pitch when d two captains come together with d ref to flip a coin. Guess what? Terry the Seed speaks! (I never heard him speak b4)
N Kahn d Bulldog barks. Scary. In German summore.. Like GRUFF HRUFF %*&^@!... No wonder his players listen to him.
The Seed Terry with Golden Bulldog Kahn. Captain vs Captain.
Side Story: Milan Match abandoned cos of Fan's Flare attack. Gotta see it for yourself....Italian fans are sooo...involved.
Raining Flares
Refree looking scared. Why, he might Retire too!
He should be scared too after Dida (Milan's Keeper) was hit by a flare.
Watchin d scene helplessly
Tonight is Liverpool vs Juventus. YAY! Can't wait! Oh, it was 39 Juve fans who died after Liverpool fans ran amok was it not? Passionate banget lah...No good.
Wah..quite long entry ah...Ive written longer. heheheh....
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
4:42:00 PM
4:42:00 PM
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Adventures of Pippin d Bird Piper
Normal day yes...Heard birds screaming somewhere near my balcony. I thought there was a bird fight, was gonna go check it out.
Opened the balcony door...Saw my hunny bun (oh really) Pippin holding a live mynah (which was almost as big as her) in her mouth.
I proceeded to scream while trying to shake Pippin into submission. She held on firmly to Ms Mynah while the bird continued screeching n squawking. Panicking, I did the next best thing that used to work with my old cat Ginger. Grabbed her n looking straight into her eyes, I emptied my lungs of air with a healthy bellow of PPPPPIIIIIPPP
PPPIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With me totally in her face, she dropped the bird onto my feet. Yes ladies and gentlemen, ON MY FEET. There, I completely lost it as my screams brought Iza to the scene where the bird was flapping all over my foot. Disgusting.
Side Story: I'm not afraid of birds, but only when they are flapping. There was this one time where my dad saw a pigeon by our plants who couldnt fly. He tried to catch it n at d same time,it tried to fly away. My dad succeeded in ripping out a bunch of its feathers. Poor bird...
So anyway, Iza waved a broom at the Mynah and it flew out of our balcony but was still in reach of Pippin. Its beak was wide open n it was panting. I think it was going into shock. It had just been caught by a cat, rattled n shook in its mouth n den got screamed at by d cat's owner.
Iza n Me went outside to shoo Mynah but d stupid bird flew back into our balcony. Story short, I held Pippin n Iza managed to rattle d bird into flying right across the street. The end.
Ps: Pippin gave us the Look Of Death afterwards.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Monday, April 11, 2005
its sad
It seems that I'm the only one who doesnt have SCV. At least give me ESPN people. SIgh.
I'm sure that with SCV, I can now watch TV 24/7 with all those exciting shows. Why, I won't even haf to sleep!
Dad....SCV...please.....
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:48:00 PM
9:48:00 PM
Tiidaakkk!!! Nehi!!!! Nooo!!!
*sobbing* My..cocoons...dead...*WAILS*
I went to check on them n T.O.W (i think) has already become a BUTTERFLY but I didn't see him come out. Darnit. Then my dear Pippin broke all the branches of the plant that the other 2 cocoons were on. She literally uprooted the whole darn thing. N broke Stinky's cocoon in half!
Argfh, I'm not gonna meddle in Nature again. My poor caterpillars.
Oh there was this one time, I had a little hamster n I put him in a cage at my balcony. It so happens that I also had 3 kittens residing in that same balcony. Dun di dum...Next day...
Only thing left of that sweet hamster was his head. I guess it was too hard to be eaten or sumthing. Ewww...
It's Raining. Yay!
Real won. Yay!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
4:18:00 PM
4:18:00 PM
Sunday, April 10, 2005
1 Rabiul Awwal
First off, yesterday actually was the start of a 12 day maulud for Nabi Muhammad s.a.w. at Masjid Khadijah and other mosques too I guess. It's gonna be great! Wheepieee!!!
And I'm still in WEDDING mode. I even dreamt that I was involved in a wedding...Probably my sis's. N also because there's this wedding near my house at the multi-purpose hall. And the decorations n layout is absolutely FAB! I'm gonna take some notes from that.
(My parents wishes are that the first 3 children get married at one shot. *snorts* So I'm just surveying the area, wondering how to fit 3 pairs of brides n grooms AND their family under the block. Hmm...)
Just now I heard them play the song...Dia..Isabella..lambang cinta yang lara..terpisah kerana adat yang berbeza..*rock voice* Cinta gugur bersama Daun-daun kekeringan!!!
Whoo best ah! Really gets you into dat wedding atmosphere! N I aint gonna hire no lameass excuse of a DJ for your weddings sisters n brother, don't worry. N no crappy songs n a special Metallica dedication to you brother, Bhangra for 1st sis, Jiwang songs for 2nd sis n sum Nasyid for my dad. Yippee!!
Selawat ke atas Nabi..Muhammad ya Rasullallah...dum di dum
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
1:56:00 PM
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Saturday, April 09, 2005
My Teacher's Wedding Part 2
Yup, another teacher got married. Ms Riza. My dad was like, "Your teacher get married non-stop ah!" Geez.
Well, it was good I guess. Ms Riza looks lovely...N she used the same photographer as Cikgu Hayati's so I wonder whether he recognized us. *him thinking* "Ah darn the corndogs, those pesky kids with 101 cameras are here again!"
We did try not to give our cameras to him.
The DJ was embarassingly lame...*ignoring him*. Um, the pelamin/dais was very nice n um, big.The songs were kindda crappy. English songs. Hello? I'm at a Malay wedding. I expect good Malay songs.Sheesh.
Afterwards we went to Bedok Reservoir n took loads of pictures. BTW, Nis n Fas are such rockers, belting out their MR.LONELY song...
I fell asleep with my contacts n aduh..sakitnye mate ini...
~Gotta pay ur dues to sing the Blues
Ps: Taufik sounds great during the Ms S'pore Universe thingy.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:50:00 PM
9:50:00 PM
Friday, April 08, 2005
test test
hem hem
smallville rocks
lana lang is gorgeous
lois lane looks old
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
11:38:00 PM
11:38:00 PM
Thursday, April 07, 2005
MoonKhan's TeeVee Show
Idol news: Nikko is outta d competition. Ahh..I dun like dat Scott "abuse his wife" guy.
Amazing Race news: Greg n Brian is out too. In style! I really liked d brothers. I hope d gay guys get to beat Amber n Rob. It's their dream! A line from d Lynn n Alex, "How many gay guys does it take to milk a goat?"
Thursday is a very good day indeed yes ladies and gentlemen.
We have "8 Simple Rules for dating my Teenage Daughter" at 7pm. The guy playing d dad is dead now btw.
Next up, "Chase" with d adorable Utt and doll-faced Linda-sumthing at 9pm(new timeslot).
Now at Suria is my FAV Indon show, "Dia" at 9.30 till 11pm.
This is where it gets tricky. I gotta flip from "Dia" to "The OC" back n forth. That means total "remote control" CONTROL.
I now watch AI direct off satellite at 3pm.
AAhhh..Have to watch DIA now!! Chao.
Ps: Oh Yay! Chelsea wins! Not that I support them but I really like Cech n Lamps. Hate Ballack.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:42:00 PM
9:42:00 PM
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
my racoon eyes
I look terrible nowadays. Like I've just been hit by a bus. N I'm making it worse but not going to sleep. I don't know why I love putting off my bedtime. I guess I worry I might miss good stuff on TV when I sleep. I'm addicted.
N waking up at 3 plus am just made it worse. Ahh..my eyes so swollen n I'm so dizzy. I don't know why my sister insists on talking to me when I'm half-asleep.
Btw, thanks Rao for the papers eh...*YAWNS*
good weather, perfect for sleep. Sleep Madah...Do u noe I always look sleepy? I cant help it. Its this racoon eyes of mine.
Just ate lotsa creamy yellow durians, courtesy of my Dad. I'm sure he's regretting buying them now.
Liverpool won. Hmm..Tonight, I will burn the midnight oil again. Watching TeeVee...Amazing RACE!!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
6:15:00 PM
6:15:00 PM
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Good day Good night
Had my medical checkup today. Thank God THAT'S over! What an experience. But Rao n I had fun yea?
Do you know how disgusting it is to pee into a bottle? This line kept repeating in my head *to Christina Aguilera's Genie in A Bottle* "I'm pee-ing in a bottle...(fill in the blanks)" That part was so gross. How can they expect us to urinate at will? If it doesn't come, it DOESN'T come! A nightmare. But Rao n me were both giggling anyways.
Then there was the X-Ray n you had to strip. N then the nurse will ask you, "R u pregnant?" I was like, uh noo...Do I look like it? Geez lady..
Had to take our passport sized photos lagi. Really man, I have taken soo many pasport size photos but I can never find them when I need them.
Travelled to TP to make a few enquiries n cancel Rao's appeal. N we got served by this Nyonya of a woman, who made me even more confused n very cheena, goin like, " Ah? Go go read booklet lah hor..All in booklet."
You stupid fugly woman, don't you think I've read the booklet back to front 3 times?? Why else would I come to a nit-picking-wit like you???
*Rao n Me filled out a very horrid feedback form abt her. Heh*
Made a sudden appearance at Ngee Ann. Ta-da! Things seem like normal. Sat with Nis Fas n Yana at the lib. Usual stuff. Except that Nis n Yana like really doing their work. I bet they will do better than us for Os. WE were such slackers, having d time of our lives laughing2. Fas is still d same though. Naughty eh Fas..go study!
N u guys are soooo evil! Bag stealers!!! I cari sampai ke toilet tau!!! I WILL take revenge! Campfire nanti I burn all u guys. WAHAHAHA!! Watch out Fas Nis Yana!!!
My dad came home just now n I was all prepared for Battle of the Tution Fees Part 2, regarding CPF n Giro. I was about to give him the cold shoulder when suddenly, he plops 3 boxes of creamy yellow durians in front of me.
Dad: They are all yours. *Tina stomps off*
Me: Uh.... (tak jadi pulak nk gaduh)
*skips happily to fridge n store my goods*
He BRIBED me! He KNEW that I was mad n didnt wanna go along with his "use CPF to pay the Fees" thing so he bought me food. My fav. I'm grateful for d durians so I have to keep my code of silence. HMPH. Abak evilll....Just keep my argument for a rainy day lah.
It's d gov yang moneysuckers. Making us pay back d money WITH interest. ARSE.
Tonight is CSI season 4. Can it get any better than this?
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:28:00 PM
7:28:00 PM
My Fav Ads
Lately, there's been 2 ads that will always make me shoot up n turn up d volume.
1. The Champions League ad...well, it's not really an ad is it? More like a commercial? A promotion of the programme? Whatever...
Anyway, firstly cos of the fact that football fans died during the last Liverpool vs Juventus match n because the background song is awesome. Sedihnye...I hope nothing of that sort happens at THIS match, 20 years later after the EVENT. Tsk.
2. The Be Cool cum Heineken ad. With John Travolta as Chile..He's soo cool. N I like dat African-American woman going, "So let me love you..Chile I'm the one." Very nice.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
6:46:00 PM
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Monday, April 04, 2005
a dedication to my frens
I wanted to post this, I DID post it actually but can't really see so I'm re-posting. For you guys, I wanna say :~
Gonna miss Ain being all kecoh and going "WHOO!" everywhere, Sya getting irritated with her n saying "Shuddup Ain!" n getting a "Lalalalala" back.
Bah taking pictures of the scene from all possible angles with Yati giggling macam nenek tua in the background.
Fas jumping in the fun with both feet n making things more chaotic n dancing in the rain!
Cat-hunting with Rao (we shud do more of that) n listening to her say "Segan lah!" n Yati rolling her eyes.
Arguing with Wadah about right-angled triangles n hearing her laugh which will immediately crack me up too.
Watchin Nis laughing at all the disgusting fugly ppl in S'pore n exclaiming loudly about them with me hoping she won't turn on me!
Seeing Aisha goin nuts on me n me trying to fight her off. (just kidding. Really!)
Fighting with Makcik Billy in class n Li Yan egging us on n Nuwai tutting at us.
Having long serious talks with Nuwai n singing Blues Clues with her n gasping at all the food that comes magically outta her pocket.
Having the 2 Yanas to help me take a step back from this whirl of chaotic activities. Just being calm n cool with them yea. *winks*
Even gonna miss the stupid boys n watching them break down our class door. Long story. Bah has on camera a video of Harold doing a flying kick at the door n hurting himself. HAH! They got into trouble for that by the way. Making Milahtant videos!!
Hmmm...secondary school was fun wasnt it???
All for one and one for love n Geng Milah!!!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
6:38:00 PM
6:38:00 PM
ouh!
My stomach hurts soo much. Just watched "The Ring" english version. I still dont really get it. Which part? I don't know.
Orientation is in May. Aisha n AIn start school first.
Nobody said it was easy
I'm gonna go for my medical check up tmr I suppose. If I can wake up.
It's such a shame for us to part
I wanted to wake up at 10 this morning but then, I woke up, saw d dark skies n felt the soothing cool wind n went FLOP! back to bed. Woke up at 2pm instead. Lovely weather. I really like where I'm at now. I dont ever want to move from here.
Take me back to the start
*goes back to sec 1*
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
5:51:00 PM
5:51:00 PM
Sunday, April 03, 2005
my first cat show cum adoption
I think most of you who aren't ignorant would be aware that there was an event, uh a cat adoption thing at Expo today. N my Mum n I went! *claps for Mak n Mada* Must pay $3 ah but it's worth it. My Mum went nuts with the camera n my dad actually gave us his videocam to make a mini cat video for the benefit of Tina. (a draw?)
Mak actually went chasing after the owner of this beautiful Bengal kitten ,which won first in the cat show, to film d kitty. When we finally found the kitten, our videocam's battery died. Yay. But the cats' owners were really frenly. (yes my frens a draw)
I got to touch the kitten. He looks like a marble cake (*Mak coos*) plus a tiger cub. Fat cats, lazy cats, playful cats. Staring at me lazily with one eye, others shaking with nervousness n cos of the cold. (I'll be damned if Arsenal is gonna be 2nd)
But some of these kittes are purebred which means they can cost at they very least, $1000. *pocket rips* I rather pick them off the streets. (grrr...bloody draw what the hell)
I really want to volunteer at the Cat Welfare Society. Rao and Aisha, my fellow cat-lovers. Come join me in my quest??? Please? DOn't say I didn't ask eh... (nooooooo.....)
~ lets make it all for one and all for love!!! (it's not over gunners)
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
10:09:00 PM
10:09:00 PM
Saturday, April 02, 2005
Hustle bustle
What is it about the topic "Jobs" that makes me squirmish? Is it the fact that I have been unemployed for almost 4 months now? I've only worked 2 days (it was a Special Chinese New Year offer for unemployed ex-students). But I know the joy of holding your pay in your hands. I'm sure there are loads of jobs out there but well, I'm choosy so I should stop complaining. If only there were money-trees....
My sis Tina is watching Kung Fu Hustle now n really, it's ridiculously hilarious! I love it! Abit extreme but still CRASH THUD WACHAA!!! Best nye....
My dad knows Vivek Oberoi (hindustan actor)..how weird is that!? My mom is convinced Pippin, our kitty, has been pregnated by her brother. N now I'm waiting for all 3 of my cocoons to be a beautiful butterfly. Hopefully.
I really should get moving on that package thing. Malas nye...It's so leceh...
~Buddhist Palm falls from heaven......HAIYAK!!!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:19:00 PM
9:19:00 PM
bagaikan sakti
I know, this song sound so jiwang...But my sisters n I really like this song but we lost it since our com kena Extreme Makeover. It's the song from the movie Puteri Gunung Ledang, sung by M.Nasir n Siti Nurhaliza. The starting is so drama mama..Belok-belok lah, hati tak elok..M.Nasir just wants to rhyme ah...
Hmm..My family's watchin "Labu Labi" now..Maybe I'll join too....
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
4:29:00 PM
4:29:00 PM
Friday, April 01, 2005
signing up for the army
I will need to undergo medical checkups (with x-rays too I heard) n have a whole new set of photos taken. My enrollment package came yesterday n there's so many forms to fill my brain couldn't take it all in. I'm gonna go nuts.
Alot of chim words strung into a sentence made into a paragraph which ultimately means nothing. Nothing that matters anyway. I hate it. My brain refuses to absorb. It's been sleeping for almost 4 months now. So, I didn't wanna push it so I put d package away n decided to procrastinate. It's my favourite thing. It's probably gonna collect dust until d due date den I'll hafta scramble.
I hope Rao gets her package soon. It's worrying. Hmmm...
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:59:00 PM
7:59:00 PM
April Fool!
No it's no joke! I'm back!!! And I love my new computer! It's not really all new, just the CPU, soundless keyboard and mouse. Once GodFad has gotten back all our documents, it'll be perfect! It's all black n silver by the way, courtesy of my sister who just wants black in her life.
Thursday was a very good day. Aisyah, my good good darling fren Siti Aisyah Bte Kamsari gave Rao n me a treat! Swensens pulak tu! Yummy! Thanks ALOT Sya!!! I love Rao's sticky chewy chocalate flavour n my merri-mint ice-cream. Aaaahhh haven for ice-cream lovers! Oh when I was rushing home, I saw a bunch of monks walking around White Sands.
Then I went shopping at NTUC with all 3 of my sisters. SO kecoh n my eldest sis was treating us too so Iza n Tina grabbed loads of stuff while I grabbed Baygon n Shieldton bottles. Apparently there's a cockroach somewhere in our room....
At night was all the TV shows!!! Tiba2 je ada Everwood! It used to be on Sundays. It's quite good but I still prefer Gilmore Girls.Then there is that Indonesian TV Show "Dia". Another favourite. I love Thursdays now.
I wana pull an April Fool on sum1 but there's nobody around. This sucks. GodFad is awesome; he fixed Tina's MP3 player. N he has a really cool laptop. Woooo....N before I flood my own blog at my homecoming, I'll stop here. I'm rambling. OMG! Forgot to check on my cocoons!!!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
1:48:00 PM
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