Thursday, June 29, 2006

crossed off

I'm super pissed at you both. I've crossed both of you off my list. Stop trying to drag me into your war, even if you say you're not trying to do that. I am very close to crossing the line over to hatred so please ezels without ears, leave me alone and go blow each other. Funk culo.


So tmr! Friday! I love Fridays, Milahtant days! I hate Sentosa and the people in it. I can't tell you how much of an ezel they all are. Cannot tahan sey. Stupid buggers you know. For now, I'll eagerly wait for tmr.


Signing off,
Capitaine Madds.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
11:27:00 PM

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

orang melayu

So what happened yesterday was, I went out to eat with Nis. And Nis, I'm sorry I made you feel guilty. I was just feeling guilty myself. Anyways, then when I reached home, the house was all dark and locked. And I remember having a fleeting thought that something happened to Tina. But I was like, buat bodoh je. So I was lying down in the hall and I noticed that my handphone was off so I switched it on.

I got a message from Tina and she said that they weren't at home cos Iza and Hazar were in an accident. And she was being all dramatic like, "No time to explain." COWS. I was super shocked, I just sat there, staring at the message. Then I called my mum and all that kecohness. I had no money but somehow, I manage to dig up a few bucks to take a cab. Before that, I messaged a lot of people sia. First Bai and Aishah. Then Iza. Then Nis. Fas and Sya.



When I reached there, I found Abak and his friend first. His friend was like, "Kau dah jumpa Kakak kau belum?" so sternly. And Im like, huh? Noo....
Tina came out and brought us to the place where they were all concregating. Haiz Iza and me so kental lah. Crying and then terketawe. So emosi lah. Only that Tina je no emotion. She said she has no time to cry. What the hell?! No time to cry, no time to explain. Sepak kang!

My mum was crying cos she got a phone call from Iza, who was crying like rabak and which mother won't panic sey. Like, "Maaakkk Iza kena accident Maaakk...." Every mother's worst fear can. And Mak pulak, nangis macam giler, pergi call Bai.

Bai said he was cleaning his gun when his phone rang. He picked up the phone and Mak was on the other line, sobbing. Anak maner tak panic. He was like, "Mak! Asal nie!!?" And she said "Iza accident Baaaii....." and he terus got angry he said. He re-enacted it for me uh, like "ACCIDENT?! KAT MANER?!!" Haiz.


Then he came down in his full policeman outfit. SO cool! But he wouldn't let me hold his gun or anything. Pooey. Walk around, act cool lah. When he was about to drive off, somebody stopped his police car cos some pakcik on his vespa hit a pedestrian. SO FUNNY SEY TU. I heard one police man ask the pakcik,
"Pakcik, pakcik eh nie yang langgar orang?" And the pakcik was like, ye ye ye.

I think he langgar-ed this nyonya and then their two families started arguing at the police counter and the police man kesian, sorang trying to restore calm and I was openly watching the show. Whoohoo!



When I first came, I saw Mami. And then Nadiah also, and Uncle. And then satu rombongan datang, consisting of Yayi, Iman, Bik Yah, Paman Nasir and Wak Sin. ISH ISH ISH. Out full force uh. Like we orang Melayu ah, like to crowd hospitals only. It was mostly orang2 Melayu sey there.



I think I caused panic to people when I message incomplete information. Messaged Kinah, Bubu and Aye, who thought I was kidding. Aper dah! Hahaha!


Okay so Iza is okay people. Just that I keep hitting her at her arms, where it hurts. Oops. Went to the hospital just now to see Abang Hazar and his finger, which partially came off. Eeeee....
What happened was...alah malas nak cerita. Basically some stupid person opened his car door suddenly without warning and Abg Hazar couldn't avoid it so hit into it and both Iza and he went flying and the bike slide under a bus at the bustop, oop Eunos MRT. So kecoh uh, banyak oraang tolong, Iza said.

She was like orang giler, rambut dah everywhere and going "Call ambulance! Call ambulance!"
Oh and at the hospital, I found out this...





We Malay people are just marrying each other, inter-breeding you know?! Cmon people, spread the love! There are many kumbangs out there!! Go further, tie links with other people of other countries! What the hell?! Hahaha! I'm just super shocked that SYAHIDAH, my good friend at poly, turns out to be related to me. Not really lah. Only IF Iza marries her bf. Then we will REALLY be related. But for now, that invisble link is there. Wahcows! Me and her are so tickled by this. Teehee.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
8:29:00 PM

farewell degen

I think when I woke up today and thought I missed the match, I was wrong. I had the feeling that they might have a penalty shoot-out today, between Ukraine and the Swiss. But I woke up late and RTM 1 was showing advertisements so I thought that the match was over. But I kept staring at the TV, with hopes that maybe, they went into extra-time. Cos between extra-time and the normal 90 mins, usually they would show ads first, pass the time.

Sigh. I think I switched off the TV too early. I don't think RTM 1 would show the match half-way right?! But they WERE showing the match uh, I just missed it. Boohoo.







Ukraine wins even though Sheva's penalty was saved. All 3 of Swiss's penalties didn't go in. 2 was saved and 1 hit the bar. Mak Cows!!!
Good bye Philipp.




Grown men WILL cry, win or lose. Man of the Match. Aper dah...


And the Azzuri won. Hancur harapan Australia. Can you imagine giving a penalty kick in the 95th minute? Makcows. Heartbreaking.



Poor Cahill.











And yes, Iza got into a motorbike accident yesterday. Yes I was very sketchy in my sms, causing panic for Aishah and others. Yes she's alright. Actually, she already went off to see Abang Hazar in the hospital. When I have time, I'll blog about the whole thing. Now, I have to go to school. I already skipped my first 2 lectures. HAHA! Nyeh so boring.


Ok bye.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:50:00 AM

Sunday, June 25, 2006

I.O.U

I owe Rao three things and I have yet to do them. Sorry Rao!!! I give you this instead okay? Hahahaha I haven't properly blog about alot of things and Im not going to cos it's just gonna take up time.

So this is when we celebrated Sya's bday.



We weren't allowed to take pictures inside the cineplex actually but funk culo sharmoota!




Can't see Ain and Nis and Wadah in this pic, but we were just sitting around on the floor, telling jokes.




So cute the cupcake!! From Rao, to Sya who spread-ed the love.


I really don't want to go back to sch. These past 2-3 weeks have been filled with Milahtant activities, Milahtant conversation, Milahtant laughter, Milahtant sleepovers and outings and picnics and stoning and urgh, just thinking about having to go back to Sentosa and see those mindless robots every single day makes me want to drown in my own vomit. AAAAAHHHHH!!!!

I can't can't can't. It's so boring there I'm gonna die....Going there, wishing I could go home. Boohoohoo. There's still the weekly Friday meetings but I want to watch Smallville and Charmed damnit! And I won't be able to this Friday cos I have an interview at 6plus P.M. and after that, THE WORLD CUP QuaterFinals yes? Let's watch together kay Milahs, at TP or not.


Parting pic,

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
8:11:00 PM

Friday, June 23, 2006

.....

Wow. Friday night, 930pm and I'm home! First time in a long time. But nobody's online and I'm bored. Later at 3am, Bai and me want to watch the France game on TV1. Unfortunately, they're not showing the Spain game. Argh booo to you!!!


Brasil is gonna face Ghana in the Round of 16 match. Tuesday 11pm. Hmmm...As I'm slowly getting better, so has my semangat to catch these games! Oh Madah, it will only end in heartbreak. *sobs*


Haiyah really pathetic lah, sitting here and listening to


Kenangan malam minggu waktu jalan-jalan
Berdua jalan kaki saat turun hujan
Memori daun pisang takkan terlupakan
Memori daun pisang menjadi kenangan


Nis Fas and me suspect that something fishy went on that night. Memori daun pisang indeed. There's this one line that says
"Walau basah bajuku rela aku rela"
Sounds very suggestive don't you think? THAT'S where the phrase "kena tangkap basah" comes from lah! Fikiran basah! Tsk tsk tsk...

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:14:00 PM

because I'm lazy to blog

It's been such a lazy day. I'm glad I went out for that short while though. Overcome by giggles. Attack of the Killer Roti! Talking about Teen Titans was enough to set me off. "They're stealing the Earth's cows!" Aisy's Hindustan moves, so misleading that Yati thought she was gonna hit her.


I thought I was late but sekali, jumpa si penyanyi dangdut tu with the 2 birthday girls in the bus. Ish ish ish...


There's a possibility I won't blog tmr so...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICKADEES!


Ps: Ronaldo finally scored! Whoohoo! I took the weight off his shoulders! (no pun intended.)
Pps: Or was it due to Bah's personal email to him, hmmm?

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:22:00 PM

Thursday, June 22, 2006

curse you aquascum!!!

Is this to be my fate? Forever and always? To always miss the best games and sit on my bed, chewing my fingernails? Damn you ch5. Urgh I'm getting so agitated now.

Sunday night, round of 16. Knockout stages. Do or die. England's playing at 11pm!!! And what's worse, later at 3am is the Holland vs Portugal game.
AAAAHHHH!!! It's a must-watch lah! I don't even know who I'm supporting, I like them both! Hopefully England gets through but the Holland-Portugal game is a lose-lose situation I think. I'll be sad to see either of them go. Boohoo.


Now how?! How the hell am I gonna watch it? First off, it's not showing on teevee. And the whole antenna thing didn't work. Harder cos I'm living on the ground floor.
Secondly, school starts next Monday. I don't mind going to school sleepy, I swear! But urgh please please please somebody please let me watch it...........


I'm still sick so maybe I should take an MC for Monday then run to the kedai kopi and watch.

HAHAHA!!! My dad would never allow it. But what he doesn't know won't hurt him. *evil laughter*






Somebody help me..................................*cries hysterically*

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:27:00 PM

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

sick

I am so sick now. My head is pounding. I think my fever is gonna come back soon. I've been eating Nestum for 2 days. The only good thing from all of these is that I think I've lost some weight. Think ajer.


Haiyah Mak tolong! But my mum is also sick and I just feel so sorry for the both of us. Went to the doctor just now and got a load of medicine. I'm super cranky when I'm sick, snappish. Eurgh. Half-asleep and I can still yell at Tina for not answering the phone quicker. So annoying sey the ringing. Grrrr...Sharmootas.


Hmm tmr gotta travel to Sentosa for project but I don't think I'm going. I can't even cross the road without swaying. My dad blames it on lack of sleep and too much football. Grrrr....I gave him my best whining voice when he said that. It doesn't consist of words. Just this really high-pitch, annoying and irritated sound.


Tsk. Round of 16. I want to watch! But I can barely move around the house! And I need my blanket! And my orang giler pajamas! Boo.


Oh and I know this is late but,

Happy 18th Birthday Yana. *smiles*

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:27:00 PM

Monday, June 19, 2006

world cup fever

Literally. Cos I'm sick now. Hey they just announced the winners of Anugerah Skrin I think. Or no? Ah who cares.
So I'm sick and sitting in front of the comp, wrapped in my selimut. Haiz. Too little sleep I theenk. Or maybe it's just going around, this World Cup fever.


Friday there was that TP dramatec production and oooohhh Haizad was there! Haha! He's very good-looking uh, to me. Before that, Nis and me stayed in school the whole day. She and her Walk to Remember. Geez.
Seed seed seed, picking up seeds.
It's a good deed. Tweet tweet tweet.
Bah has a crush on the bird. And I missed Argentina and that made me a bit snappy I think. Oh boo Madah. But I got to watch Holland play after that with Bai so that's okay.


Saturday went to Newton for the Alliance's music festival and we got so lost. Burned alot of fats and it was more a BB outing so I'm happy! But Aisha and Ilyas joined after that and so we had a tour guide. Kind of. First time to Far East Plaza too. Yes I'm kental like that. And then I felt like watching soccer and the rest of the BB agreed so off we went to Tampines.


Tamp Mac is the best ah. I like watching football there, and Yati and her brother was there too. Fas Nis and Wadah went off and at half-time, Yati and I got seats. Run in and quickly seat down. Portugal!!! Finally got to watch them play.


Sunday, went to Sistic Aisy's sister's wedding. Haiyoh so malu can. I go semangat2 step out of the lift and the rest of the Milahtants just stayed inside and with good reason too cos everybody outside the house turned to look at me. Fas stepped out a little bit then ran back in. BOO! Hahahah segan lahh...Congrat's Aisy's sister. I theenk her name is Tini. We kept asking Aisyah if she cried ke tak.
I think I would cry. Boohoo.


In Sistic's room, Yati and me debated about places we could go to watch Brazil play. Really wanted to watch. Came up with all sorts of ideas but at last, Rao came through for us and we went over to her place and syiok sendiri. Haha! Cows Fred sey. FRED. SO FUNNY. And then there's Kaka. Wakakakaka. Brazil seemed off though. We're like....samba kings? Hmmm....


Tried to watch France play but oh my god my eyes were rolling into the back of my head so no go there. Bah pon dah out sey, and Rao dah lamer dah pengsan. Rolling on the floor semua and we kept trying to encourage her to sleep on the blanket.
Watched the first half though and good to see the old Henry. No matter how I hate him. Too bad they drawed in the end. Disappointing really.


Monday, got back from Raos and terus keluar with Aisyah. Go Beach Rd lah and Bugis and then Tamp. And Im so sick now. So yeah. Sleepy? Don't know lah. OH BAI! I want to watch Spain play!!! Tak kisah ah sakit ke tak. Bai please follow me! But it's freaking 3am lah. *starts plotting*

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:30:00 PM

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Happy Father's Day Daddio.
And congrats to Aisy's sister.

Ps: Tina says hi to everybody.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:15:00 PM

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Madah & Bai at the Worldcup

So I got home like close to midnight yesterday and I met Bai outside our house then we were talking about the Argentina game and he told me to go check the final score and mak cows, it was
6-0!!!


I knew I should've watched it. I wanted to. Sitting at the kedai kopi pon okay pe. But I'm not gonna whine about it and my mee hong kong tasted eurgh. Soooo semacam gitu. I'm not gonna buy that again. Boo.


So then my brother asked what match was going on now and it was Holland vs Ivory Coast and I just asked him, "Eh jom ah gie kedai kopi tengok!"
And he was reluctant at first cos he has work early the next morning but I kept pakse-ing then suddenly he was like...OKAY! (Holland is his fav. team)


Then rushed off to our respective rooms and tukar baju semua and ZOOM! We were outta there! I asked Tina along but Bai said she would fall alseep anyways but actually when we got back, Tina was still awake. So she should've have followed anyways.

Cows Bai walks so fast, I had to jog to keep up with him. Went to the Kopitiam right at the back of West Plaza and Bai quickly chop the last free table, which was quite near the TV. YAY! Got us 2 cawan of teh tarik and there we were, sipping teh and making fun of the players. Huak huak huak.


I learnt alot of um, terms, while watching football with him. Terms like,
"Kencing manis ah!" and "Rembatan puaka." There's also "C'mon ref!", "Main tangga" and "Bola Hospital." Bai is damn lame lah but I was giggling the whole way. What the hell sia, kencing manis. When I first heard that, I swivelled around to stare at him. It means something like, the player main tak bagus or something and that's cos he berpenyakit and thus he has kencing manis. LOL.


Van Persie and Van Nistelrooy scored and Bai was convinced that they were gonna score 5 more goals to beat Argentina's 6 goals in the previous match. Skali Ivory Coast scored one and Bai quickly amended that he meant that the whole game will have 7 goals. As in Holland 6, Ivory Coast 1.

A lot of talk of Van Der Bai and criticizing them to "ease the pressure so they can score" and Bai sms-ing Van Nistelrooy during half-time.
I'm not sure what was the name of the guy but I think it was Van Bronckhorst...Anyways, Bai was saying that his mum is actually Jawa and so Bai was smsing to him in Indon to pass this msg on to Nistelrooy.

"Bilang sama dia...main ke kiri sikit yah..."

I'm like what the hell?! Hahah I don't know how true that is uh cos with Bai, it's better off not to believe what he says. Aper sey orang Jawa.


Oops gotta go mandi else I'll be late. Bye!

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
2:40:00 PM

kopitiam!

Just got back from kedai kopi with Bai. Watching soccer and sipping teh tarik like it's your birthday.

Then just now he gave me $20.



Have I mention lately that I love my brother? *SMILE*

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
2:13:00 AM

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Test test...

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
1:43:00 PM

Milahtants at the World Cup

And watching the world champions play! "We are the champions of the world!" Cows damn gerek. Okay let's start with the France game last night. Bah and me jumped ship after a while cos we were so pissed with the French. Like cmon on! Do you want a goal or not?! All you gotta do is be on target! Like you're practically camped on the Swiss half of the pitch. And the Swiss were so accurate with their shots, Bah and me were yelling at the screen.

But we still had one foot on Zidane cos we, or rather I, love him so. Je'taime Zizou. Yes we were saying all the French words that we know, even if it didn't make sense. Bah's BAPAK KAU GILER BODOH in French was weird. Just a tad. Urgh so geram with Henry. I wanted Trezeguet on but don't know why he didn't come on. He wasn't injured kan? *shrugs*


Fabien Barthez. Lucky botak bastard. Never really liked him, cos he was so tak guna at Man U. Bah and me were making fun of him nonstop. Nyeh! You incapable-of-growing-hair person!





Our two favourite guys on the pitch. Zinedine Zidane and Philipp Degen. *smiles fondly at them*


Took a nap after that game but I remember talking to Bah for awhile but I was really half-asleep. Then she started to look for the remote control and then I woke up and the Brazil match was starting and then all the Milahtants started waking up. YAY! Ah the Brazilians are awesome uh. Close to half-time, we're all like Cmon Brazil, attack attack attack!


And then...Kaka curled in the ball into the net and everybody just erupted into cheers! So deliriously happy, I theenk we were patting each other at one point. Good job cheering Milahtants! That's what drove the Brazilians to score!




The beginning of the match, we were all giggling cos Ronaldinho kindda turned his head and it seemed like he was looking at the camera and Yati went,
"Oh my god he's looking at me! He did a double take!"
So started the jokes about how Ronaldinho is gonna dedicate his goals to Yati and spell out "H" for Hayati with his fingers. God so prasantan.


Second-half and we were all really into it by then but goddamn, the Brazilians suck at defending. They shouldn't even bother defending, just let Dida do everything cos that guy is so freaking good. Brilliant goalkeeping. We were saying how if Kahn was the goalkeeper, instead of Dida, the defenders dah kena sepak2 dah, get a whole load of shit from Kahn ah. After which they would go "Bedah tak bersalah!".

Seriously my heart stopped quite a few times sey. But Dida, you're my man! The Brazilians very laid back ah. I only wish the Croats didn't defend so much. Goal fest! One time, a wave of yellow was heading towards the Croats' net and all of them checkered boys were running back and one of the guys fell sampai tergolek2 on the ground, but he was still looking at the goal area, all panicked and Yati yelled *pretending to be the guy and pointing with her finger*
"STOP THEM!!!"
LOL.




Go Dida! And Roberto Carlos also, super shots. BOOM! Sakit jantung si Croatian keeper tu. Terberak jugak atlast. (Oh we were also wondering what happens if you're on the pitch and tiba2 je rase nk terberak. Mampos sey gitu.)


And yes Ronaldo is past his prime I theenk. I felt bad for the guy but BOOO get off!! Let Robinho on! Tapi kesian lah. If only he had shot an inch lower, they would be singing his name now.





Yati said that the Croatians were using OPTICAL ILLUSION to confuse the Brazilians. See the checkered jerseys? Mak cows, like what the hell? Orang tengok pon boleh jadi mabuk. *slaps forehead*


Oh well it's late and I blogged waaay too much already. Pics later on. Chiao!

planning ahead

I wished I stayed at Raos. Like at least until the Spain game was over. Yati's watching it at her neighbour's house. I want to kill her. But mostly I want to shoot myself.

Okay then, next Tuesday 20th June?

Monday Night, Tuesday Morning 3am - Spain vs Tunisia
Tuesday Night 10pm - Ecuador vs Germany
Tuesday Night, Wednesday Morning 3am - Sweden vs England

23rd June, Friday 10 pm I feel like watching the Spain vs Saudi Arabia match. Hmmm...
And this Friday, 9pm is an Argentina game. Let's watch after the Dramatec thing okay please please please...we go Macs!


Great. Spain just scored their 4th goal. Awesome. And that wraps up their game.






WHY GOD WHY!?

ﷲ [ Madah ] I am so high I can hear heaven >> ESP 3-0 UKR says:
PENALTY UH
ﷲ [ Madah ] I am so high I can hear heaven >> ESP 3-0 UKR says:
SHITTE SIA
ﷲ [ Madah ] I am so high I can hear heaven >> ESP 3-0 UKR says:
POWER SEY SO MANY GOALS
ﷲ [ Madah ] I am so high I can hear heaven >> ESP 3-0 UKR says:
ARGH! I WATCHED TWO MATCHES YESTERDAY AND ALTOGETHER ONLY GOT ONE GOAL BUT THIS ONE MATCH THAT I MISSED, ADA SAMPAI 3 SEY
ﷲ [ Madah ] I am so high I can hear heaven >> ESP 3-0 UKR says:
IM SO PISSED!





I'M SO SO TICKED OFF. GOOO XABI ALONSO! OOPS HE JUST GOT TAKEN OFF. GOOOO RAUL!!!! SORRY I JUST REFUSE NOT TO SPEAK IN CAPSLOCK.

God shoot me. Shoot me now. Spain scored already sey! DAMNIT I WANT TO WATCH THAT GAME!!! Im feeling so restless now. Urgh urgh urgh.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:18:00 PM

worldcup sleepover

I'm at Rao's now, watching OC! Haha! Cos it's half-time now lah. France vs Swiss. Wine vs Cheese. Zizou vs no. 23
Okay so I don't know any Swiss player! Their names all so long okay. Rao, Nis andYati are sleeping now, getting ready for the Brazil match later on I theenk. They better get up ah!

Bah and Fas and me are watching the France match and being all kecoh and sprouting nonsensical French. Oh and there's one thing I really want to say...


I WANT TO BREAK HENRY'S ANKLES.


Wahlah, I swear! The guy is such an ezel. People do all sort of passes, flicks and whathaveyou to get the ball to him and he's like..."Oops I did it again. I missed the back of the net!" ASSHOLE! So geram with him! Always flop when it comes to the important games. What the hell is wrong with you?!


Okok I wanna go watch now. I have Coke, I have Bah to yell me awake so Im all set. Yay!

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
12:59:00 AM

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

family time

Yesterday...all my troubles seem so far away...Okay seriously now. Yesterday, Iza and Tina took down all the old albums so we can laugh at ourselves. After a while, I joined them and like a professor, our dad and aunt with afros, all of us looking like aci rempah and like anak bangla semua. Sigh...good times. *giggle*


Bai and basically, laughed my ass off. God we were so ugly. Except Tina. Such an adorable baby. But she really looked like a baby boy back then.

And Bai and Iza kept grabbing old photos of Aishah and going,
"Presenting...Emirates Stewardess."
And then cackling like crazy. Geezkebabs.

But it was damn funny! Ada one pic of me looking
And we're still at it, having good times with each other. Though maybe now we're less ugly. Just a tad. Like when we went to eat together at East Coast last Monday, when Aishah came back to Spore.
Pecah perut ketawa, mostly cos of my brother. Lame ezel but still very funny. He had a quite a lot of everything that was on the table and all the while he was reaching out to grab something from a plate, he was saying,
"Oh (yes he really said Oh! In a ladylike way) I'm on a STRICT diet."

Buncit Bai!




Bai, Aishah and Mak



Abak, Iza, Mada and Tina


Sorry blurry pics. Tina has an Indian tummy by the way. A huge one! Haha! She can't eat without looking like a pregnant lady by the end of the meal. Really gross Tinton.
Anyways I know Mak had fun. She was laughing so hard at our jokes. Yes we're funny! Heeeheee...




And you see my baju? My brother actually asked "Ada boy punyer tak?" HAHA! That sentence just sounds wrong. Boy? You are not a boy! He meant, got male version nyer tak but still...huak huak huak...





At the airport, to get my sister. And there was a false alarm, something about my contact lens stuck in my eye and Iza poking her dirty finger into my clean eye and trying to dig my eyeball out and me screaming at her in the middle of the airport and her trying to make me panic by pretending to call the ambulance. I was so geram with her okay.


Sha's suitcases were so so huge that we were so sure can muat mayat orang. So when we got home, I volunteered to masuk the suitcase.



Can fit okay!! They could zip up the bag but I was getting claustrophobic so they didn't zip it up all the way.
Iza was so tickled by the fact that she could smuggle me in a suitcase. And when it fell onto the side, you could hear a faint "Aduh!" from the inside. Heehee. That was me lah. Sakit sey, they just let me fall.


Anyways, Sha already left for Dubai on Sunday night.
And this is last last Sunday. My cousin's birthday!




The cousins with Bubu.



My dad seriously can't stay still long enough to take a picture. All his pics are blurry and there's only one shot of him that's clear but him looking impatient and I bet his hands were itching to play with the dry ice. He loves dry ice...Haiyoh!


Lastly...



Awww...aren't they cute?! Pippin's grandchildren.


Ok gonna go cut my hair now. Bye!
arg

Haiyah. Argentina rupenyer. Yati kept saying yesterday that later on, Ivory Coast is gonna play someone but she didn't know who. ARGENTINA! Urgh we should've stayed for that one. Boo.






Love this guy. Javier Saviola.






Eating prata late last night. Teehee.

eng 1 - 0 par

Urgh England does not belong to me. They only won due to the Paraguayans' pure (and unintended) kindness. Plus sheer dumb luck. Tsk. I wonder how they are gonna fare in the upcoming matches if their opponents aren't gonna be as kind as the Paraguayans. God they really need Rooney.

And boo England BOO! Boring match! One goal and you're content already? BOO. You could learn a thing or two from Germany!


Actually I didn't plan to watch the match but Bai said he was going to and I came online and Fas was there and I just asked her for fun and she said okay! and I got so psyched I went to msg Yati and she said she was going to Raos so we decided to go Rao's and watch instead but HEY! Rao didn't have it so we walked down to the nearest kedai kopi and sat among the apek2 and watched the match.

Wheeheehee! I love my Milahtants. Thanks for coming with me. And I was wrong Fas, it was at Frankfurt so no wonder your cousin got to see Beckham.


Before we went to kedai kopi, we had a karaoke session after Nis sent us "Teman Tapi Mesra." Fas Rao and me didn't even know the lyrics but we tried to sing along and Yati stopped breathing there for a minute, I theenk.
"Katak mungkin mencintai mu..."






The only goal.



Becks had bright blue shoes on. Weird.




Dunno why they were celebrating, you guys didn't even do anything! Except maybe Becks. And Owen. Owen was too short lah and that's why that Paraguay player jumped above him and accidentally head the ball into the goal. Huak huak huak.


I don't have pics of us eating prata cos that's with Rao. We should do this again sometime. Brazil!

england belongs to me

I waited so long for the World Cup to play this song on my blog! But fook it, it's not working now. Funk Culo!

Years of being told you ain't as good as us
Join the line, sign your name
And they all said that our country's going bust
But no-one's fooling us again

England belongs to me
A nation's pride the dirty water on the rivers
No one can take away our memory
Oh Oh, England belongs to me

We'll show the world that the boys are back to stay
And you all know what we can do
Heads held high, fighting all the way
For the red, white, and blue



Sigh. Byproduct of being under the British rule for so long. The English just won't let us go!

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:29:00 PM

world cup begins...duck non-football fans

So yesterday...World Cup 2006 opening game. Germany vs Costa Rica. *trembles with excitement*


I really thought it was gonna be boring, like the one with France and Senegal the previous tournament. Then BAM! Into the 5th minute and we already got a goal!!! Tina, Sha and me were like OH MY GOD.
15 mins later, we've got 3 goals and I'm like, THIS IS FREAKING UNBELIEVABLE. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!


But oh so gerek. Goals all around. Unfortunately, I didn't get my nap before hand so I was so goddamn sleepy and the 2nd half went by in a blur. I kept waking up when I heard Sha's shrieks of OHMYGAWD!!!
But I saw the goal by that guy, Frings. Fcuking crazy. Bloody brilliant. Now if only all the matches are this exciting! Sorry for dozing off though. Teehee.

Final score: Germany 4 - Costa Rica 2
The two Costa Rican goals were by this guy I was giggling over. Wanchope. HAIYAK!


I watched, half-alseep, the opening ceremony. My brother was behind me and when the important people were making speeches, Bai made fun of them. He talked over their voices so I saw their faces and heard them talking Malay.
"Para hadirin semua, kami mempersembahkan...RAIHAN! *Bai cheers crazily to himself*"
I heard something about Nasyid and everything was so jumbled up in my sleepy head I couldn't even tell which parts were in my mind and which parts was just plain Bai humour. I almost could believe the president of Germany was speaking Malay. That would have been some speech.




The front pages of German newspapers photographed in Berlin on Saturday, June 10, 2006. All newspaper opens with a picture and a story about the 4-2 victory of the German soccer team against Costa Rica at the World Cup.






Scores on both side. I think we missed Kahn the Bulldog.




This guy cool sey. Yeah let's go all out!


And oh oh! I'm going over to Rao's later to watch the England match! Hehe. It's at 9pm sey, how can I miss it? So early! And it'll be done quick too! Hah! I am NOT gonna miss this! I refuse! Ehehehe exciting nyer! Forget projects, forget I have a lot of meetings this coming week,


WORLD CUP!!!


I am so high, I can hear heaven........
selimut semua orang

I know this is late but my computer is damn screwed so...anyways,

Happy Birthday to Bai, my brother, whose birthday was last Sat, 3rd June.

Also Happy Birthday Sya aka Sistic Aisy, who shares the same birthday with my brother.

And last but not least, Happy Birthday Bubu Mila, whose birthday we celebrated last night, padahal her birthday was like a week ago I think.










And now I'm off to fetch my sister from the airport. Up up and away!

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
1:06:00 PM

Friday, June 02, 2006

urgh

I feel shitty ah. But I shouldn't cos I had fun just now. Always. I really love hanging out with them, my favouritest bunch of people. Laughing and telling jokes and sharing stories and giggling and stoning...But..Urgh funk kulooow temperamental bullshit! Yeah it was just a game, designed to entertain and let people enjoy themselves so I don't know why I overreacted. Am quite irritated with myself right now. So sorry kawan-kawan.
Sama-sama maju ke hadapan!
Pandai cari, pelajaran?
Jaga diri dengan kesihatan
Serta sopan-santun, dengan kawan-kawan!

*huffs and puffs and blows a lung out*

Maybe I would like to go down in flames too.














Aishah coming back this Monday so YES YES YES YAY! Very excited!!! Hope the so-called "family dinner" works out. HAH! The Ramdan family having dinner TOGETHER? All seven (that's excluding Pippin uh) at once? Recipe for disaster!

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:49:00 PM

Thursday, June 01, 2006

less grief, more dad

Okay continuing with my complaining and cursing and swearing. I really really am worried about this uh. But I got an sms from Yati saying that TP is gonna show the World Cup matches so I'm really excited and I want to go!!!!!!!!!!


Problem though. The match times will be like, 3 am in the morning? AND ALL THE PEOPLE THERE WILL BE GUYS!!! Urgh how?! Like 2 girls coming down to be in the middle of a bunch of rowdy and most likely mat-ish guys? HAIYAH. Problem man. Go kedai kopi, be in the middle of a bunch of apek is better. S


SO YATI, CAN I COUNT ON YOU TO WATCH THE MATCHES WITH ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?!?! And other Milahtants who are interested can join too. Hehe. Why lah you guys don't like soccer??!! Makes life harder for me tau! I WANT SCV LAH PLEASE DADDIO PLEASE.





However, my dad said this to me,
"You can't always get what you want in life."
And he proceeded to tell me his life story. How when he was younger, he really wanted a bike but he couldn't afford one so too bad. And how he wanted to eat this type of kuih but again he didn't have money. I know my dad talks about it in a carefree manner but I feel sad lah, thinking about how hard it was for him back then, being poor and all. Sucks rotten eggs.

So I said "Yeah lah, don't really need SCV."


NOW I'M REGRETTING IT LAH! I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN I MISS THE QUATERFINALS?! CANNOT LAH!!!!!!!! WAH LAOOO!!!!!!!!!!! URGH IT'S LIKE IN 8 DAYS!!! HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW FATHER?!


He'll never give it to me so just stop whining.



Anyways just now, had a very interesting conversation with him. AND I forgot to slip in my plea for SCV for this one month. Oh geez. Must really pressure him you know, even if I know that he won't crack until the next World Cup comes around. Boo.


Okay so Abak was telling me about how "multi-racial" he was. When he was younger, he went to the church and all and sang "Oh yes Jesus sayang me and we're all his children" and drank the holy water. And he said the WHOLE KAMPONG lah went to church all the time. Did everything the priests told them. And he was saying how THAT didn't make him Christian did it? All he wanted was the food. Huak huak huak. Cos you now, poor and no food. You take what you can get. That was the main reason why the whole kampong went to church anyways.



Then he also go to kuil. You know the Hindu temple. And he actually prayed to the "datuk" there ah. You know, The Kali, the big black one. Scary looking. He said he put flowers around the "datuk's" head lah and did the whole routine. And get this,
HE ATE SOMEBODY'S ASHES!!!

Parah kan???!! They gave you like, some dead guy's ashes and you kindda lick it off or something. OMG. I was choking sia. And my dad was laughing. And when I asked how the hell he got to a masjid at last, he said that the "datuk" probably pitied him and said,

"Eh, aku nie Hantu lah. Pegi sini, kau bakar kat neraka Jahanam. Kau pergi kat situ tu, masjid tu. *points to some corner*"



Tina and me were properly horrified don't worry. My dad was really chuckling to himself, so amused. He said again, he came for the food. And also main ikut je lah your parents you know. Your father's god is your god, ya know?



AND THEN, he also got go to the "tepekong", Chinese temple. Did the whole routine there too, go funeral and bace2 semua and ate their Chinese kuih2. Which is okay ah I think.

I really don't know how he finally made his way to a mosque, if not without the help of the "datuk" kononnyer.
We're really lucky to be born a Muslim and the taught from young our Muslim values. People so readily throw these away. You don't know how hard it is for some people to find Islam you know.


And it also proves, drinking and eating and visiting some religious place, does not convert you into that religion. Iman lah you know? Cannot be seen. Goes up and down. Must always jage Iman.


Iman tak dapat diwarisi
Dari seorang ayah yang bertaqwa
Ia tak dapat dijual beli
Ia tiada di tepian pantai

- by Raihan


So my final word to you people, watch World Cup with me and drink holy water. Peace.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
8:13:00 PM

grief

Hey people guess what. It's barely noon and I'm done with school already. I'm actually feeling down down down...I got deployed to Sentosa Leisure Group! And it's not that the place stinks, it's just that the PEOPLE I'm with stinks of rotten eggs. I don't want them! God I wouldn't mind doing Fort Siloso if you give me someone I can giggle with. Give me a Chickadees or a Rookiah anyday man. Even a Fook would be better than this! Urgh. I hate this. I want to gooo homeee...And I can so YAY!


Oh there's 3 Tays, 2 hills and a then in Singapore Idol. Haha! Okay not funny. And Sistic Aisy, I'm really really sorry that I didn't follow you yesterday. And for not replying but I DID say I wasn't gonna. *sings* I'm sooo sorry, Ayam masak curry, Itik goyang kaaki!



Anyways, since I have time, I'm going to finally air my grievances. People who hate to see me blog about soccer, please close your eyes and don't complain.


I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT CHANNEL 5 IS ONLY ONLY ONLY (omgod if only I can capslock the capslock) ONLY SHOWING 4 PATHETIC MATCHES!!!! WHAT THE FISH HEAD CURRY KAN?!


A million Boohoos doesn't even come close. Oh my god. HOW?! I really want to watch the quater final matches especially. THAT'S WHERE ALL THE DRAMA IS! And England is so not gonna go beyond that stage so I might not be able to watch them play at all. WHAT THE FUCK?!


Oops my friend asking me to go Petit Cafe so bye bye! Ill scream somemore later.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
11:55:00 AM

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