Monday, October 30, 2006

oddly calm

I feel oddly calm even though my thumbdrive isnt working. My thumbdrive that has my very important documents inside. Which is due 8 am tmr. And I can't open it, thus can't send it to my friend for printing. Or punching holes in. My file is gonna be empty. Huh. Wow. Say whatever Madah. Come on you can do it you uptight asshole.

Whatever.

Hey SITI! Oh wait no, it's Aishah.


Last night, I had a dream. A back to school dream if you must name it. Cos today is kind of the first day of school. Last week didnt count. I dreamt that the Milahtants went back to poly except we all wore NASS uniforms and were actually in NASS itself. But actually we all dah outgrow our school blouse and skirt sey. I distinctly remember seeing Naza wearing colorful beads of necklace with the uniform.

And we were so happy, greeting each other in that back-to-school glad-to-see you way. And I proceeded to my Sec 4 classroom, sat at the EXACT same seat too. And I took out my Poly Year 1 handbook. And my teacher was Ellen Degeneres. Yeah cool.


Ellen was saying this line over and over again.

"Thee quah do, see tee quah."

Suppose to mean something really insightful. I saw the words on the whiteboard so clearly, even now. She made us copy it over and over again in our handbooks. And she also wrote down, by hand, all the answers to the exam questions in the handbook. For all subjects.

Huh.


Ps: And I probably cant jalan raya this Sat with the Milahtants cos my cousins are coming over my house and my makcik also ajak me go naik lorry gi jalan2. I feel so sick, I want to run to Pulau Pinang and grow my own banana tree. Curse you calendar.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:12:00 PM

Sunday, October 29, 2006

family is family

I like the times when I just sit in my living room, up on my couch, reading a nice book and at the same time being totally aware of what's going on around me.


Jalaning raya can be such a chore. It's the times when you force family together and tensions run high because we're not used to having to go out together. All of us. Together. And there's fits thrown, mostly by me. Today at least. And there's no sense of time. I know I'm always late. But I made an effort today! Woke up so early for nothing. I've got it into my head that the time waste could have been productive, me knitting or something. SO I got very upset.

And got hit with a very painful headache that made everything spin and me wanting to throw up bits of lontong.


I actually wanted to blog something very nasty but it involved hitting old grannies so no no. I deserve the headache actually. The mean things I planned with Tina. It was either laugh shakily or start screaming again.

And yeah, I purposely did not comb my hair cos I know it will make me look gila which in turn will irritate my mother. I can be so childish. But I can't beat what Tina did though. With flyaway hair and wrinkled clothes and her makeup running, I dont think my mother could even bear to look at her. Go Tina. Damn I shouldnt have ironed my clothes but wrinkled things pisses me off to no end.


However, despite 2 very bad starts, it gets better when we reach the houses. We only went to 2 or 3. But I like it, meeting my relatives. Having really...interesting discussion. Getting the scoop on things. Eating good food and getting the Family updates. What's happening with who, when, why and how.


And so, I've decided to stop being a brat for 5 seconds. Because family is family and no matter how annoying they are, and how amazingly slow they can move sometimes and make me feel like I want to pick up my kain and run screaming down the road, they are blood. So...*tiny hug*

Now go away.


PS: Gengmilah, make this Friday and Saturday happen okay?

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:47:00 PM

Saturday, October 28, 2006

here I kneel, a man failed in love

Setapak melangkah
Dua langkah ingatan kanda pada dinda

Adinda bersumpah
Jikalau kekanda tidak kembali
Adinda akan menyusul kekanda
Meminjak pada tanah yang sama
Bernafas pada udara yang sama

Layar berbelok-belok
Sauh dibungkar di tempat tenang
Yang tinggal hati tak elok
Yang pergi hati tak senang
Bila sampai waktu
Kita akan bersama



Believe me when I say when I first heard those lines, from one of my favourite songs, I was like huh Tuah?! What talking you?!? Thank you Suria for English subtitles!!! I am properly ashamed. What lah, berbual Melayu pon aku tak boleh paham when the Gusti Puteri and si Datuk Laksa berbual. So much beating about the bush you know. Just whack it lah! I was at the edge of my seat hissing, "Spit it out you stupid Bendaharam!"


I didn't watch the show properly though. If you're wondering what the heck Im talking about, I just watched Puteri Gunung Ledang lah. Actually, this was my second attempt at watching it. I succeeded. Kind of. Maybe. I had my mother to explain things to me. Like for one, where was Hang Jebat?? And I didn't know that M.Nasir was the Datuk Laksa AND also Hang Tuah. Yes they are the same person. Interesting. So I asked where the other members of the Hang clan was and my mother just waved a hand in my face.

I mean really really, where are they? Is this after Jebat died? Cos Tuah threw his Nagasari kris into the river bed kan, and vowed never to resurface unless his Nagasari emerged first and as the tale goes, it never did. So that means Tuah disappeared forever. Thus, he wouldn't have had time to kill Jebat. So that would mean he killed Jebat before he went off to ber-romen2 with the ladies.

Aper punyer kawan.


I asked my mum what would happened if I found the kris and she said that Tuah would probably turn up at my front door. Ain't that terribly cool and totally un-come-true-able that I might just turn as green as my door? *mutters* stupid imagination......


I really liked when the Gusti Puteri (doesnt that translate into the "Wrestling Princess"?) gave her 7 conditions if the Sultan (who ugly tak sedar diri jangan marah) wanted to marry her. The last condition, she asked for the blood of his son.

Thing is, she only asked for a bowl pe. I'm pretty sure I can think up of a way to get a bowlful of blood from him without killing him.

Anyways, I really liked that condition. That's going to be in my list of required items in my hantaran. A pail of blood and a pound of flesh, carved out from your chest! (Heehee no way out of THAT one. Mati mati, tentu mati.)


Cmon man, she asked for a tray of nyamuk's heart. Take a hint you horny Sultan. He pon satu, sit on his oh so great and shiny throne and sumpah orang left and right. Let me tell you, when I was watching, I was yelling at that Puteri to just curse him back! Two can play at this game! Say something like, "Oh ye ke??? AKU sumpah KAU jadi katak hitam berbulu setiap Sabtu petang! Sialan amik kau! Ptui!"

Which prompted my dad to say to me, "Tengok jangan emosi sangat lah!" Cos by then, I was egging her on to just break his fingers. She got ilmu batin what. See that scene where she argued with her brother? I was confused for quite a while. I like that. No, I dont like being confused. I like the whole batin thing. I stared at Tina, hoping she could hear me but she's such a sotong.




I like this scene too.



Cinta datang
Tanpa diundang
Seumur masa tercipta

Dia datang bagai sakti
Bagai menyaksi mekar
Kembang pagi oh...

Cinta datang
Dengan senyuman
Panasnya membakar mentari...

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
12:01:00 AM

Friday, October 27, 2006

selamat hari raya part 2

So today is the second day that I've successfully avoided going to my neighbour's house. I think. I know I know, I can get all dressed up to go to ONE house in Jurong but I cant be bothered to take a shower and put on nice clothes to go next door. Madah, you are so horrible. Wajib tau lawat jiran-jiran kamu. But I'm feeling very sleepy!!

*a huge pause here*

Was forced by father to go visit our neighbours but I managed to negotiate it to tmr instead. Aku belum mandi lah. And GM, next Friday & Sat on okay? You guys better be in good moods cos like I told Yati and Rao, I'm very open to receiving vibes. When you give off vibes, good or bad, I would welcome them all with open pores get it? So non-festive feelings, unhappiness and a dash of bloatness will all affect me terribly. Stay away from me!!!


On Wednesday, I had school very early and ended very late. I could go on and on about that class. About how very not passionate I am about food. How I just want to stab chefs all around the world. Salmon! I hate salmon. Damn you sushi!!!

But I got through okay, cos later that night I headed over to my cousin's open house. In the taxi on the way there, my mum was commenting on how messy my room was. She had to cleaned it again even after I cleaned it, cos apparently I didn't do a good job. HEY! It's not my fault that I can mess up a room under an hour. It's a talent. Why won't people accept me for who I am?? WHY GOD WHY?!?

So I turned to Tina and whispered to her that I'm going to live in a cave when I grow up. Well, even though I whispered, we WERE in a confined space so my voice carried over to my mum who muttered something like "Towel kau keluar ulat baru kau tahu" under her breath, and I ignored her and continued with my fantasy.

I'm going to live in a tiny cave and when Hari Raya rolls around and I have to do spring cleaning, all I need is one feather duster and I will just stand in the middle of the room and do a 360degree twirl and TADA! Im done!

My mum really didn't appreciate that. Moostick.


I wanted to watch Godzilla; it's one of my favourite shows. I just love when Godzilla chases the taxi through New York. But instead, I sat in Kinah's room and bitched. Haha! Oh no, tempeh basi again. BOO you moostick.


And as usual, Tina and me macam anak terbiar, cos my parents went to hang out at Ustaz Saripi's place for over an hour I think. Cmon people be responsible, you have children! -rolls eyes-


OOooohhh Puteri Gunung Ledang!! Ciao.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
8:07:00 PM

Thursday, October 26, 2006

selamat hari raya - long post ahead

It's the third day of Raya. I'm upset cos Malaysia had like, days and days of holiday and we only got one??? By the way, did you know that CNY is like 3 days public holiday? Whoopeedo. *lets smoke come out from my ears*


The ratkittens are gonna be a month old soon and I'm suddenly struck with sadness. I wonder how they look like now, if they've learnt how to walk and playfight with each other. How their meows sounds like. The color of their eyes. I guess, this is how a mother would feel if she had her child taken away from her for years and year. In light of my newfound feelings, Aye, I promise never to exchange your baby for a new, prettier baby okay? Even IF your baby is ugly. I promise.

-shrugs- Just a conversation I had with my cousin, about how I don't really like to coo over ugly babies and pretend they are oh so cute and how I would exchange my OWN baby at the hospital if it turns out to be ugly. And how I would do her and the rest of my cousins a favour too and exchange THEIR babies. Noone will ever know. *cackles* I take it back.


As I grow older, I realize that the meaning of Raya has changed for me. It used to be all about the money. And then the whole dressing up. And having a clean house for once. But now, I'm very happy if I just get to hang out with my family, my cousins and uncles and aunties. Because we really do see each other like once a year and we get all kecoh and HEYHO! The money doesnt even enter my mind anymore. In fact, it gets awkward cos I really do think I'm too old to receive money and sometimes when they ask, "Dah kerje?", I just say "Ohh dahh..."

It's not really a lie. I HAVE worked before. I'm just currently not working. It's enough they feed me with kuih and allow me to stampede my way into their houses so I can chillax with family and laugh obnoxiously and crack inappropriate jokes sometimes. Thanks makciks and neneks!


I really tried hard this Raya to make it count. Monday night, I ran out to meet Aisy to pass her kuih and to play bunga api with Nis and Fas too. -smiles- And then I ran back to help out at home and slept close to 3 am because I had to do the curtains and Mak was yelling at me and I wanted to scream and eat chinchow.

And Raya morning, I woke up early cos I didnt want us to go out so late, like the year before. It's only Tina and me, how hard can it be? Apparently very hard cos we went out at 1pm. Yet again. SIGH. Abak Mak Tina and me in the taxi. Kiter empat je. Without my other sisters. It was so tragic. Yes there was Bai but he threw a hissy fit over slippers that my father took from him without permission, and threatened to not come along for Raya at all. My mum declared that we were all hysterical people, runs in the family. My father said it was just a small matter. I said, "Father, the smaller the matter, the more hysterical we get."


After The Grandmother's, we went to Nenek Sarah's place and boy oh boy oh boy. It's like my relatives doubled in number each year. It was more packed than ever before, we barely had space to turn and Kinah missed salaming the most important person in the house, Nenek Sarah herself. It was THAT packed. But actually, it's kind of nice to see everyone together. The parents being so happy and cheerful to see THEIR own cousins, makes ME feel happy. So loud. Nevermind that it was hot and we were all melting. See, I told you I like family. No matter which one.

Uh oh tempeh basi. I'm obligated to not like her. I feel cheated man.

And then, after the parents decided we have sweated enough, we went to Nenek Besar's house. Which was kindda full. But we managed to sneak into a room. And then we were forced to drink some kind of tea and my aunt kept offering me kuih after kuih and I felt bad cos I kept declining but really! I really didn't eat ANY of the kuih. I'm very picky, and I've tasted Kuih Tat in my life. Kuih Tart? -shrugs- At last, to stop the constant, "No it's okay, I dont eat that", I finally went over to the table myself and grabbed a random chip and popped it into my mouth to make her happy.


Then it was time to go to Yayi's house, where we would hang out until it was time to go home. I didn't know that my cousin was pregnant sey! WOW. She's married lah so no worries. And people I have not seen in a long long time, years even, came back. I do love my makciks, especially Mami.

We did go to one last house, Nenek Hasnah's house and I just adore her cat. They are so sweet man, they spent like 800 bucks on their cat!!! And he's such a fatass too but a total darling. And I really like their house; it faces a reservoir and is so quiet and peaceful and their house is like, really nicely decorated.


I was actually watching ZeeTeevee from morning until night. First at Nenek's, where I was watching this Hindi soap opera and suddenly, I was very into it and gasped at all the appropriate places and proceeded to bring Aye up to speed about who was doing it with who's husband, even if she didn't want to know.
I don't like ZeeTV actually but by the time I got to Nenek Hasnah's house, I was quite disappointed when they changed the channel. I mean, cmon! Harsh (yes the guy's name was HARSH) loves whatsherface but she's married to a mentally ill guy, who Harsh plans to kill!!! Drama!!!


Ok continue later, Prison's Break on. I cannot believe Fas dreamt that Wentworth Miller was her boyfriend. Pffftr...








Rock and Roll Soniye

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:28:00 PM

mr. right

Bad bad very bad no good horrible terrible day. I was late for my first lec so I decided to skip it and go back to sleep. I woke up late and had to rush for my second lec. I missed my buses, my trains. All of them. And my MP3 died on me. And then, I lost my phone. In sentosa. Bah once said that she was amazed that my phone never got lost or rosak or SOMETHING! It's been 2 years! Too long a relationship between a human and an electronic device.

But guess what Bah? 15mins after I lost my phone, after much panicking and dashing across roads and screaming at people to help me, I found it. That is it. He is the ONE! My Mr.Right. My phone and I will never be parted; we are bound to each other. I've said I do.

Till death do us part. Cheers.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
6:42:00 PM

Monday, October 23, 2006

How dumb am I?? 20 mins ago, my whole Wednesday was free free free! But I just HAD to answer a call from my teacher and now, Im stuck with the most hated subject all day Wednesday. Merde!!! This Raya is so not fun.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
2:29:00 PM

Saturday, October 21, 2006

T-minus 2 days

(If you don't count today)

I want to blog, I really do but I think my brain cells have melted from inhaling all that paint. It's not like I even got to paint anything!!! All I do is breathe it in and out. But Iza did allow me to have like 2, 3 rolls before she took the roller back from me. I'm not a kid, I can do it!!! UWEK.

But nope, they sent me off to make sarang semut. Muka aku nie cap kuih pe?? Menggigil okay tubuh ini, nak scoop up the semut-semut (won't that take a different meaning now?) with my two teaspoons and place them carefully in their sarang. Trembling hands from hunger. I don't think I would make a good surgeon. So that career option is OUT. (As if it ever was in. I want to be a vet darn you...)


Anyways, I was going to pray but I dilly dallied awhile and went to stand in my parents doorway and looked at my father and Tina moving one of them cupboards. And I saw the whole thing. No not them moving the darn thing but what happened BECAUSE they moved it. Cause and effect. I drink too much wine, now I have to pee. Cause. And effect.

REMEMBER??? From Matrix Reloaded!!! That French guy, who wasnt really French but he had that accent. WHOOHOO! I really dont like Trinity cos she looks old and ugly (so I'm shallow. Boo.) and I don't like Part 2 or 3. So merepek. Neo is a robot. Compute compute.


Okay what happened...Yes yes, I saw it all. In slow motion. Blurry slow motion. Because I wasn't wearing my specs. Of all the times to be blind....sheesh. *looks around*.....Right right so I was watching them, as previously stated, in my rabun macam ayam condition, which makes me wonder, ayam really rabun issit? That's why they call ugly handwriting chicken scratching? Um...cakar ayam?? My god Madah, it's like you're trying to speak to me, I know it! I mean, you're really cute but I don't understand what you're saying! Say the first thing again!



Now I must pause in my brilliant blogging to take a moment to laugh. Hahah. That was from Finding Nemo actually. I'm not really cute. I'm just randoming saying these things. To annoy. People. And I put in 2 words from Madagascar in the previous ramblings too. Who0ho0...Loony Luna.



RIGHT OKAY. So so so!!! My father knocked over our huge frame of the Kaabah and it came crashing down and the glass broke into a million pieces. Wahlah, it was such a tragedy I swear. My dad was super stunned he couldn't even speak. And it's brilliant really cos HE was the one who did it so he can't bloody well yell at himself. Well, maybe in his head but not out loud, no where to put the blame.

I stood there staring (well, staring as well as I could in my current state of speclessness) and Bai came rushing out of his room and Tina was already there and Iza and Mak too. And we formed like this half circle around our fallen frame and had a moment of silence, heads bowed.


Then I started yelling but nobody paid attention to me. Boo. And Tina and Bai quietly made jokes, cos really, my father was very upset. Tina was saying that she ingatkan StoneCold was coming and it was funny cos if you watched WWF/WWE, you would know the StoneCold's song starts with the sound of breaking glass then he strides out in all his botak glory. Wakaka! Okay fine, not funny.


Oh well, it's not that big a deal but when it happened, we all were really shocked okay! And omgosh! Windtalkers! Okay bye I want to watch. Ciao.




THE Frame.



Couple of Banglas outside my house.



Look at Iza, acting like a pro konon, what with her GLOVE. She asks to be called "Kak Painter".



And Tina in the room, watching Smallville on the comp. BOOOOOOOO.


"Si anak muda pandang-pandangan
Tua melarang dalam senyuman"

- Dikir Puteri

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:35:00 PM

Friday, October 20, 2006

fireworks!

My dad just came home with a whole box of bunga api!!! It has like 20 packets inside and it's the whistling kind! Whoohoo!! I kept a few aside for when Nis and I and whoever else wants to join this Monday? But wait, my dad told me to play with Tina Monday night. Playing bunga api with Tina is really gerek cos she's not afraid of the fire. She's a bit of an arsonist. Damn I need my video cam! My stupid camera doesnt have a mike so you can't hear all the weird noises we make. Or my shrieking in happyterror. Boey.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
6:18:00 PM

"John Legend is hot!!"

"No he's not!!"

"Well, maybe not naked. But when he's fully clothed...Oooohhh!!!"

-Legend puts on clothes-

"I TOLD you he was hot!!!"

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
12:48:00 AM

Thursday, October 19, 2006

hips don't lie

The rats aka kittens are really gone. Remember when I said they were gone before? Well, they came back a day later and was gone a day after that and are still missing till now. I have no hope left. THIS is why I didn't want to name them yet. Thank god I only named 2 cos I didn't want to get too attached cos when they disappear, and note I say WHEN not IF cos they WILL disappear, it sucks rotten dinosaur eggs. Boo.

Expectation leads to disappointment. Puey.


A few nights ago, Tina whipped out the measuring tape and started measuring her hips. And she was being all kecoh about it to Bai and me, telling her her size. Then Bai pon semangat2 nak measure his waistline cos well, you know, he's been on a fake diet. But then it turns out that his waist was waayy smaller than Tina's and I told him, "Impossible lah!!! Tina's not that fat. You're measuring the wrong part!"

Tina actually measured her pinggang. Which is hips kan? Anyways, Bai was asking us, "Maner? Maner nie korang measure??" And I told him to place it over his hip bones and he told me stoically that "Guys don't have hipbones."

Now that made me giggle crazily for quite a while cos,

1) I didn't know whether that was true. And if it was and hipbones ARE a woman's thing, I would feel rather embarassed.

(It's like that thing Aye says when people like your dad or uncle ask you why you're not praying and you say you can't and then there's that awkward understanding and silence.)

2) I imagined my brother giving birth.


Hahahah cos like, the only reason why women would have hip bones and men don't is cos of the birthing process right?

And all the while I was giggling to myself, Tina was looking around in confusion. She asked me,
"Is it true? Boys really don't have hip bones? Why ah? Boys don't need hips eh?"

Which made me giggle harder cos yeah...maybe they DON'T need hips but then that made me imagine hipless boys and I wonder how they wear their pants.


Anyways, just now, Tina and me were just lying on our carpet and making music videos, acting all jiwang, pretending to have windswept hair (which is how my hair looks like all the time now) n having a blast. See Bah! Tina's not that scary, sometimes. She's actually very fun. I told Bah that I wouldn't mind her brother and Tina getting together cos Bah speaks highly of her brother. *smiles*

So we heard this song which reminded me of one of my favourite movie scenes of all time.

It's from My Best Friend's Wedding and George, who was pretending to be Julia Robert's fiancee (here I realized I couldn't spell fiancee properly cos I spelt finances instead), and they went to lunch with Cameron Diaz's whole family and then George started singing,

"The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
While combing my hair now
And wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you

Forever and ever
You'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
Forever and ever
We never will part
Oh how I'll love you
Together, forever
That's how it will be
To live without you
Would only mean heartbreak for me"


Ain't that whole scene awesome? HEEHEE. Okay bye.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:15:00 PM

here I go, scream my lungs out

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When Felix msged me all happy that we're in the same class, I was like "What the hell are you talking about beb?! Why wouldn't we be in the same class??" And then he tells me that the classes have been reshuffled and I'm like what!?!?


I have to admit, I was secretly happy. I couldn't stand my class anymore lah. All the people, I seriously did NOT want to go back to school. So I check to see who's in my current class and I'm upset to say that not all my fav people are in there. So upsetting! I mean, everybody have their own friends already and some of the people I hate back in my old class T05 have tagged along to my new class T04.

I hate her I hate her I hate her when will I be rid of her? Why lah?! Why couldn't I have escaped her?! Cows I cannot believe SHE of all people, would be one of those in my new class from my old class!!! Are the gods against me?! Do you not SEE how much I dislike her??? Really do tau. The rest I don't really mind. Wait, got another person I mind. Wahcows. MERDE LAH.

And, dont take this personally mydearfriendthecat, but I just cannot work in the same group as you! God please help me!! I need to escape! Escape!


"Hey es-ka-peh! Funny, this is spelled just like the word escape!"

-Dory

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
1:37:00 PM

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

nights like these

Nis, biler nak main bunga api nie??? Actually I wanted to play tonight but tak sempat since I had to make more kuih and clear out the cupboards and stuff. I want to get the whistling kind!


I love Monday nights. I stayed up doing...stuff and watching TV and the last episode of Grey's Anatomy!!! My dad told me that he liked the show and I'm like really?? Cos I knew it's just like any other American drama show. They just gotta have the sex. Anyways, halfway through last night's episode, my dad switches it off and went to bed but not before warning me that I'm not allowed to watch cos that show is "full of nonsense eh!" And I'm like sure dad.

But the thing is, how did he know? I mean, I KNEW that later in show, there's gonna be implied sexual activities and kissing scences but they have not shown it yet. How did he know? It's like he has a 6th sense about these things. Anyway, I switched the TV back on after he left. I really hate it when they get all..sexual. It's annoying cos then they'll be banned from my household. Boo.


So then, at 130 in the morning, while I was watchin a rerun of Law&Order:SVU, my brother comes out of his room and went, "Eh kau masih hidup! Aku ingatkan aku sorang je masih hidup!" Hidup meaning awake. And he went to the kitchen to cook Indomee and he told me reassuringly, "Ni aku diet, tu lah aku masak satu packet je. Kalau tak, aku dah makan dua."

Tell me, do all men have to eat like a whole truckload of food to keep on living?! And how is it that they don't blow up like a whale? Yes Bai is buncit but at the rate he's going, he should have been the size of a killer whale by now! But he's not. Damn! It's not even a midnight snack. It's a midnight feast! Something Iza and Aishah used to do. *sighs wistfully*

And Bai was reading snippets from TNP to me, about the Chelsea match.


Yati did you watch it?! Sounds awesome! 2 goalkeepers out cold! Maccows! Kesian jugak si Cech tu, he fractured his skull I think. And John Terry had to stand in as goalkeeper. AND they are facing Barcelona in the Champions League later this week. At that, Bai and me cackled evilly together. Just can't help it. What rotten luck. -shrugs-

Oh and Bai invited me to go to HIS HOUSE should I ever want to watch a football match. So weird. His own house! And I was like...oookay. Maybe when desperate times call for desperate measures. It's at Hougang.


Anyways, he read out loud this one paragraph that had us laughing and smacking the table. It said that Roman Abramovich (who is the owner of Chelsea) owns
"a string of luxury mansions, four colossal yatchs, a submarine, two private jets, two helicopters and a fleet of cars".

*pause*

SAY WHAT?! A SUBMARINE?! Why the hell would the guy need a submarine?! And Bai was like, "Maner sey dier beli submarine?! Dier pergi kedai ke..."
And after that came loads of lame jokes. I mean really!!! What, he takes the submarine to travel from Russia to London? Or after he's bored of sailing on his "colossal yatch", he goes under the sea? Cows the stupid things people with too much money buy. I was really appalled!


And then Bai goes on to share with me the good memories of back when the Malaysia Cup was hot. Tsk. Made ME feel nostalgic even though I have very few memories of that time. But I do know that when Spore scored, the WHOLE freaking block would erupt into deliriously happy cheers. The way Bai told me, it's like to have a team that you can really really support. To cry when they lose...or win.

He told me of when Spore had to beat Pahang in order to get to the finals. He likened Pahang to Man U and us to Bolton. And he said, when Fandi slotted in a last-minute winner, everyone went nuts. Throwing babies in the air, his friend started crying and pakcik2 bukak baju dorang and gave the shirts to Bai and his friends and makciks in tudongs all cried and cheered. It sounds very Singapore, I like!!! Satu stadium bergegar! Haha! And he said that all the roads would be empty, takde taxi pon cos everyone would be watching the Spore matches.

Sounds pretty awesome eh Yati? To have a soccer crazy nation. What I wouldn't give to travel back and experience it. Kalau lah Spore can at least get into the World Cup or something...Nah who am I kidding. But please.



"Achilles: Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight?
[goes to fight Boagrius]
Agamemnon: Of all the warlords loved by the gods, I hate him the most"

- Troy

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:42:00 PM

Sunday, October 15, 2006

It's no insult to say a dead man is dead

"You say you're willing to die for love but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!"

- Hector of Troy

And this is the line my dear Chickadees, that I really like to repeat to Tina. It usually ends off with me squealing, "GO HECTOR! WHOO!"


Oh and I was reading up on Greek mythology and it is a right pain in the butt (speaking of butts, I love this line from King Julien of Madagascar "What is a bite on the buttocks amongst friends?")! Anyways, I was reading reading cos I really like Troy and I found out that Hector wasn't all that brave. He didn't courageously went out of the safety of Troy's high walls to face a chilli. Achilles I mean. He actually ran 3 times around the city because to escape from Achilles.

Also, Achilles didn't really prefer one gender from the other. It goes that he actually fell in love with King Priam's (which you know, is Hector's father) youngest SON, Troilus's beauty. (Who they say whose "loveliness of form" was like "gold thrice refined".)

So then, this Troilus guy rejected Achilles' advances and ran to hide into the temple of Apollo (no not the chocolate biscuit), where Achilles later "decapitated him on the god's own altar". Cows! Talk about a sore loser! Boo!

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
11:17:00 PM

I tried to be chill but you're so hot that i melted

My house is painted it's painted it is painted! But there's still alot more to go. The doors! No!!! I don't wanna!!! And oooohhh...I just watched Signs. I admit, I cried. I've actually watched it before and I really liked it the first time round. I just. Like it. I actually think it's better than Independence Day, which is another favourite alien film of mine. But that may be cause I'm still high, or low, from watching it. Signs I mean.

And oh Rory Culkin! He's a year younger than me you know. Macaulay is 26 this year. I think all the Culkin kids have good genes that eventually dies out when they get older. I don't know about Rory but Macaulay is sure uuuugh-lee! I mean, when last I saw him.


Anyways, I went all the way to Jurong today. Cows, my legs felt like jelly. And we went to Ikea too and by then, I had this model-walk going on. You know how models do the catwalk down the runway, macam tak cukup makan gitu? Yeah I was like that. All wobbly and thin as my mother's langsir and still attempting to walk in a straight line.

But nah, not so thin now. Had donuts and fries and cincau and root beer and bubuh ayam. Yummay! And I nabbed a makron from the table just now.





Mak and Iza preparing the kuih.


I read TNP and hmm, I guess Rooney's back huh? Yati and me were giggling nervously during the Dramatec play thingy, because we got the wrong time and urgh we were trapped and we couldn't get through to Ferguson (no reception) and Man U were down by a goal and they needed our support damnit! We were all excited to go watch it together sey. Bloody mangkuk. *FYI, they won 3-1 after that. YAY cos we sent out good thoughts good thoughts! Ole!

It was yesterday that we went to watch the Dramatec production thing, Magnus Luna. I must say, I was very very annoyed at the end when I realized that I'm missing Man U's game for this. I mean really! Some parts were okay, (any part that had the Bird. Tweet tweet.) but the whole dance scene (which lasted more than I cared for)? A Muslim wanting to be a model when she KNOWS what it would require of her? Tak masuk akal.

And stupid audience, pissed Bah off and she started yelling. Well not yelling. Just like, shushing them up. No respect at all. And who else that's making the noise if not immature Mats (have you ever met a mature Mat?). Not even Mats ah, MITs (mats in training).


And when Yati turned to me and said, "We missed terawih for this?", I really wanted to throw up. BOOOO!!! You people can't dance!!! I mean BOOOO!!!! Over sangat lah. Jerking awkwardly in previously choreographed moves does not mean that you can dance twats. And what the hell was the whole thing about anyway? Totally unnecessary. Is this a play or a performance of not-there-talents?

Like I said, I was very annoyed.


But other than that, it was okay. We were in the bus on the way to TP and tiba-tiba je Rao goes, "Dabang dabang dabang!" and made me very confused cos she said it very fast and we all just looked at her. Rupanye she meant dah Maghrib and we can all stuff our faces with fries now.



Happy people.
yesterday's gone

"Zazu - Checking in with the morning report.

Mufasa - Fire away.

Zazu- Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper..."

- The Lion King


They are gone again. The kittens. Curse you Weasley you ungrateful brat!!! URGH!!!




And she's gotten so manja too! But not as manja and tame as Pippin was I guess. Cows whatever lah you irritating kitty. She very kepoh you know, she only comes meowing for food when we want to sahur and buka. She thinks she pon puasa pe...



The kitten that I'm touching with my thumb is the youngest. Tina wants to call her/him/it Empat but I don't know if Arba'ah would be better. Which one sounds nicer???

Aaahh I suppose I'll just go stalk Weasley later and try to find the kittens. It's so upsetting, I may never recover!!


Oh and I just got another of those stupid chain mails that I really hate and sometimes don't even bother to read. You know, stupid warnings at the bottom like "If you don't send this by what time or to a certain no. of people, you will have bad luck in your love life for the rest of your days!"

Geez that explains it. Aaaannndddd......


Delete.


Gurkha

Oh I forgot! Any actual fun that I had at the IMF was in the last few days cos for one thing, I finally asked the Gurkhas ,that were always guarding the second level which was my level, what was in their big black suitcase-bag. They always had this black bag with them wherever they went and I was very very curious as to what was inside!

My friend told me logically, that it must be guns right...I mean, they ARE security. But I was thinking, why would they keep guns in big bags? Wouldn't that be difficult to whip out? And also, it would mean that they dismantled the gun/rifle to fit it in the bag right? Waste of time lah like that! And my friend told me, no, they are gurkhas right so they are very strong so no need to open the zip, they would just rip open their bag with their bare hands. Which made me giggle uncontrollably.

And finally, on their last day at Suntec, I was just standing around, somewhere near them. I look at them, they look at me. We smile. And then one of them walks over to me and goes,

"Hello sister, how are you?"

"Oh very tired. *smiles*"

And then I quickly asked,

"Can I ask you something?"

"Sure sure!"

"What's in your bag ah?"

And here, he looked confused so I pointed to his bag and he started laughing and said,

"Oh...inside got book, storybook!"

And I laughed uncertainly but before I could clarify, I had to go off already. But I'm sure he was kidding lah. And sure enough, he bumped into me again later and told me that the bag contains a gun lah. I mean, he didn't come out right and say it but yeah, I got the gist of it.

Actually they are very friendly people you know. And helpful. It's the police guys whom I can't stand. They just sit there, act cool and flirt2 around and are just tak guna okay, except to take up my space and air. Seriously sey. Like they just watch Syahidah do heavy labour by herself and it was the Gurkhas and other guys who finally helped. Aper nyer policemen lah! Buat malu jer. And also mostly Malay and so you know they all damn gatal. Puey.

Also, in this house, got one policeman, good for nothing snot. DISSlike the bunch of them.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:48:00 PM

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

My 10-day Stint at Suntec

I better post this now, while I'm still feeling rather productive. Also, I just recently checked to see if I got my pay and I did! Yay! But I think I'm gonna leave it in the bank. Oh and it wasn't really 10 days, it was longer than that but I'm just gonna round off.

Okay onto pictures!


First off, my Suntec pass (which I had to return after it was over) & my IMF pass (which I got to keep).





The equipment. (I admit to stealing these pictures from Syahidah's blog.)
Always had to arrange them properly, counting and setting aside the dirty ones and being a bloody perfectionist.






Sometimes on standby at this foyer. Most boring thing to do. BUT we do get to stare at the delegates walking in and out, and if you have a good imagination, that can be fun.




Rows and rows of BMW cars in the carpark.





And just fooling around during work. Towards the end, it became less of a chore and I didn't hate it so much anymore. Especially when I think of all the fats I was burning and all the muscles I was building up. I wore nyonya shoes so my feet won't hurt.



Some of the girls I worked with. But they're really my coursemates mostly.

And this is last day of work where we set up this reception thing for the people who worked in the IMF event, the police and the...whoever. And my captain left us to own our devices for quite sometime in this room so we took advantage and whip out our cameras! Wakaka. I think it wasn't allowed but nyeh! I really wanted to see a protestor but don't know where they were so I guess, nie pon jadi lah.

It says "Cancel illegitimate debt!














This is in room 206, which is the VIP room and that's the setting and everything and I really really think Suntec have some pretty ugly equipment. I look at their VIP silverware and I'm like, "THIS IS IT?!" Cows, if I was a VIP, I would feel cheated sey.





And this NTUC sponsored waterbottle almost caused my death! Walking around Suntec to get to the fridges and top up the bottles inside. Crazy, seemed more like a guy's job cos you need brute strength! and stretchable pants but we did pretty good even in our skirts!
Cows, sometimes ah, aku terkangkang2 sampai skirt pon macam nk terkoyak! Pretty stupid uniform if you ask me. How to do work in skirt you tell me??? And pantyhose terkoyak saner sini. Really okay, ada sampai berlubang!




We ate alot alot of Mentos during our stay/imprisonment there. I filled my pockets and my bag with those things so you can be sure that you will never catch with me anything other than fresh minty breath. Can't say the same for now though.



The girl on the left of me is Joyce. She's been my classmate for the past one semester but only during the IMF did I realize that she was blooody hilarious! And the other girl is Wei Hua, she's a mix of Chinese & Indian tapi kesian, those Mats at Suntec always mistake her for a Malay and hit on her constantly. Kena hit balik baru tahu...




And finally, our Thank You party, thrown by Suntec of course. They gave us bloody fantastic food but unfortunately, I had a huge mother of an ulcer on the inside of my bottom lip so even eating awesome lembut Satay was pure torture for me.






This is my captain Salima. We really hated her in the beginning and I really preferred my other captain Salinah, to her. But the last 2 or 3 days, Salinah MIA so we had no choice but to stick with Salima and in the end, we became a whole lot closer to her than to Salinah.

Salima has that fierce look going for her but she's damn funny and she taught us to curse quite fluently too, her favourite word being "Chee...bye..." Never goes anywhere without it.

And the guy is Michael and I don't really like him. He nak act besar lah. BLUEK. I'm glad to be rid of you. But I do miss Salima, she turned out to be pretty gerek. AND she got ALL OF US chocolates! Cos she was sorry for the times she yelled at and cursed us and, it was her way of apologizing. Aaaawwwwww.......



After walking past Godiva every single day during the IMF thing, we finally went inside and treated ourselves to the drinks. Must say, I feel cheated. Ingatkan maner punyer chocolatey. But you can get the same thing at Starbucks or Coffeebean.





Now, I want to end off with a song. During the hard times, when we had to sit in the pantry and wipe the plates and the glasses, and no no the glasses were never clean enough, they were never clean...always stained always fingerprints! *gets hysterical*

Anyways, *composes myself*, this song got us through it all. And I love how Xue Min sings it. She has such a cute voice.

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay!

And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming -
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
well we hurt each other then we do it again

So I was getting up from my the chair in front of the computer, all ready to go and roll somemore balls (of oats) when I turned and saw what look like the paint brushers/rollers sticking out of my closet.

I cannot believe Iza hid them amongst my baju-baju! What the hell? Cos I told her to hide it if she didn't want anybody to use it. I didn't actually think she would stuff it in MY almari!

And I still have yet to paint anything. Or name the kittens. Boo.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
3:19:00 PM

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

speedy gonzalez

I cannot believe they killed Speed.

*turns to look at Tina*

I cannot believe Speed is dead. Didn't he want to act anymore or something?

*turns to Abak*

Father, Speed is dead! Can you believe it?

Father: Who's Speed???

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
11:16:00 PM

ku bagaikan tak percaya

Engkau bagaikan OH! Permataku
Kau pon jua Ratuku


This song is so bloody whiny! Sembilu's on Suria now so I'm forced to listen to it. It's Awie isn't it? Anda mau rock?! Amik nie batu!


Anyways, I cannot believe what I had for buka today. I was just at Bah's blog in the morning and I tagged saying that I want lontong! Suddenly, for buka just now, I had...LONTONG! Cows! Talk about doa dimakbul! Just like that! *snaps fingers* It's true, "Ask, and you shall receive." But I didn't ask, that's the thing. My mother ah...we are of one mind you see! *makes our foreheads touch and does buzzing sounds*

Oh oh and we painted our house today!!! Okay not WE, it was mostly Iza. Okay ALL Iza! But she wouldn't let me paint! She told me to get rid of the dust ajer. I'm quite tolerant to dust. " -sings- Another one bites the dust!"
Which really means that I don't start sneezing like how Bai or Aishah would, in the face of the Dust Bunnies.

Oh Aishah, we miss you. Mak was saying how you would be all samurai ninja and have a baju wrapped around your head and face, nak action macam professional painter tapi padahal padahal. And Abak has fond memories of how you used to read the english translation of the Quran and go "Verily!"
It's really fun to read the translation. That reminds me, I kind of miss Tafsir. Tafsir ke Tasfir ah? COWS has it been that long?! Abu Lahab!

The girls in the house went out and bought paint in the morning...okay afternoon (actually plan morning but nobody could wake up...okay I couldn't wake up. Cows I'm full of lies today) and that alone took more than an hour, blardy mangkuk. And Iza turned vulgar and cursed an old lady for stealing our taxi. *shakes head*


Cows Iza is getting so emosi watching Sembilu. Relaks lah! My family just can't watch a drama. We get very...excited at other people's pain. Riuh-rendah cows, cursing Azman lah and OH that Indon drama Hikmah drives us crazy! My dad keeps saying this about the main character Ana,
"Lu nie suay lah!!!"

Eh ish, tak sangka sey aku si Azman tu ada affair! Sialan nyer jantan. SEE!!! This is why I don't want to get married!


My brother and I think alike sometimes. We keep telling the rest of the family that we should just plant dynamite into the tin of paint and let it explode and BOOM! Dah abis cat satu rumah. Iza says we watch too much cartoon. I think the paint fumes are getting to her brain.


I really really want to watch that french film tmr, but but but, I doubt I can go out anytime soon. If it's not baking cookies, it's painting, and cleaning and dusting and baking cookies again. I'm so sick of oats!!! I don't even eat it but I'm forced to roll balls and balls of the damm thing. It's a hard life.

I also really really wanna go disturb my kittens but I gotta lure Weasley away first. I'll post up their pics...whenever. Ciao!


The seamonkeys have my money...
Yes I'm a natural blue.
-Dory

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:36:00 PM

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Of a sweet beach bella

I just got home from the airport. What was supposed to be a family buka thing at Nenek's suddenly turned to a quick sweet grab at Swensens. Ola ice-cream! I swear, I have never ordered that fast before. Parents are snap snap. My own parents though, were MIA. *rolls eyes*

My cousins are just plain hilarious. A riot. Rowdy bunch. We probably got it from our parents, the brothers, who when having a conversation, can turn the whole living room inside out. Chaotic kecoh interaction with other human beings. It's how my living room gets all crazy when my siblings and I get together. May be a bit loud at times, but boy I hope that we're still like that when we're 50.


And yesterday at the bazaar at Paya Lebar, cows! What a nightmare. We just HAVE to put ourselves through the torture. I must say that I wasn't a very enthusiastic participant. I mean, I have fended off these M&Ms for the past 18 years, why start mingling with them now right? Oh well, once in a year(or lifetime if I had my way). I went right into the heart of their dwelling. Boleh mati sey.

When we're walking in straight lines and nobody's talking and everybody's sweating, it feels like a march to a deathcamp. Thank god I'm not claustrophobic or I would have had a fit right there. And oh, me throwing my arms wide open and crying out "FREEDOM!" when I saw an exit out of this cleverly disguised hell on Earth, only to hit this guy's leg and him stopping to glare at me. I'm really not sure if I hit his nuts cos I was too embarassed to notice and Bah was happily cackling.


It's time to get ugly.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
11:21:00 PM

Friday, October 06, 2006

hanging by my toes out my window

My mum made me clean the windows this morning. I'm really upset that we have so many windows in the house. Why do we need so much ventilation dammit?! But, I just did the main windows and even that was pure hell. Tina and me were discussing the state of our windows (cos I made her help me) and I was saying, "I wish we could move houses! Cos they (the windows) were just so darn dirty, cows!"

"If I was rich, everytime my windows got dirty, I would pindah rumah.
No no, I would just tear them out and fit in new windows! Brand new sparkling clean ones!"

At this, Tina stops trying to clear out a dead insect from the grills to give me a look that said don't be daft.

"Oh right. If I was rich, I could just hire someone to clean the windows for me." Duh.

But nah, if I was rich, must go all out kan? Some people even have gold toilet seats! Which is very foolish if you ask me.


And Mak asked the bangla that was cleaning the flat to help us clean our windows also, using the water hose thing. Just the outside. So that means less for me to do. Thank you Bhai! (no not my brother.)


Ps: And the haze is really really bad. Open your windows and take a peek outside. Can smell it too. Eurgh. I started panicking and choking while Tina gave me another "look".

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
11:32:00 PM

Thursday, October 05, 2006

hello hello

Yati and me were discussing this band and listening to their songs, read about them on Irfan's site, and they're really awesome and all that and then I realized that I've seen them before. As in, in person! Cows, that time we went to Esplanade and this Aussie band was performing and they had this really cool jazzy percussion-y sound to them and crazy lights and we were kindda grooving to them, thought they were cool and then that bearded guy was all over the stage and BAM, my memory came back. COWS...Tak sangka. I'm still kindda thrown.


And my title in the previous entry reminded me of the ad with Gary Oldman. And the phone thing. Gary Oldman looked kindda good there. He's Sirius in Harry Potek. Anyways, Prison Break's on. Ciao.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:57:00 PM

All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players

I was reading this book that I recently borrowed from the library. Yes I have a library card now, did I mention that? Anyways, it's about this girl who eventually finds out that she's pyschic. And it turns out that she's been in love with the same boy for a thousand years. And in every lifetime, the boy and that girl's best friend dies.

Anyways, in this lifetime, she figures out that maybe she wasn't meant to end up with this Millennia Man. She made a mistake one thousand years ago, which led to the death of her other best friend's brother, and she's been paying for it. So anyhow, in the current life, she chose this other guy, someone that she should have chosen a thousand years ago cos he was actually her one true love a thousand years before that. I think. Is this confusing to you? Why am I telling you the whole story? Because I doubt anybody's gonna read it that's why. The book OR my rambling.


Okay so, it got me thinking. Even though the idea seems sweet and everything, I don't think I'll like ending up with the same guy for a thousand freaking years. How boring! And last night, before I fell asleep, I was thinking about marriage.

I know it's dosa not to want to get married but I really don't think I'll ever find someone that I'll like enough to want to be chained to for the rest of my life! I don't ever want to be a divorcee so then, there's no way out for me. I'm like that. Even before I'm in, I'll already be looking for an escape route.
And just because you love someone doesn't necessarily mean you have to like them. Plus, I can't bear the thought of having to be an adult.


In the book, it also said something about tying shoelaces. How you might have rewritten destiny but choosing, in that second, to bend down and tie your shoelaces and in the process caused a cyclist to be hit by a car cos she wanted to avoid hitting you. If you had not chosen to tie your shoelaces in that second, she could have gone on to cycle home safely and later in life, give birth to the future President of Africa. Or a serial killer.

See, you never know. But what if it WAS destiny that you would choose to tie your shoelaces? That you were meant to cause a car accident and kill a pregnant woman? What if one day you decide to change your fate, but it was already written in the stars and Books that every move you make and every choice was already pre-written so there's no such thing as rewriting destiny.


Like say, in Final Destination. They cheated death right? But I believe, they were meant to get off the plane. The boy was meant to have the insightful visons into the future. Final Destination 2 and 3 were meant to be made and shown in theatres across the world. It was all pre-planned.


But I shouldn't think too much into this. It's beyond the human mind. I'm gonna go be a cow now. Moo.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
8:50:00 PM

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Jump in de line Senora

Oh gosh blasphemy! I was reading past entries and I actually said this!!!!!
"Oh Yay! Chelsea wins! Not that I support them but I really like Cech n Lamps. Hate Ballack."

*grabs a toothpick and stabs my gums* What the hell was I thinking?! I plead long-term insanity!!! Okay I admit, I did hate Ballack in the 2002 World Cup. But no no, not any longer. Ballack is Nis!

And since when am I ever happy when Chelsea wins??? I tolerate Lampard, but other than that, I really don't like them. Aishah's in London now and I told her to head on down to Stamford Bridge and piss on the grass. Heehee. They are actually in Fulham. I bet Fulham hates that. As in the football club Fulham. Oh and they (the scumbags in blue) were previously known as The Pensioners. What, they gave out pensions or something?

Okay that was lame. But now I must go back to my past and see what other ludicrous statements I have made in moments of madness.


Senora, she's a sensation
The reason for av-iation
And fellas, you got to watch it
When she wind up she bottom she go like a rocket

(Jump in de line, rock your body in time)-OK, I believe you

- From Beetlejuice

Know that show? You can't say the guy's name 3 times or else he'll be set free. Or something. Winona Ryder was in that one.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:44:00 PM

What will happen on the first day of school?

• Rao will show how out of shape they are in gym class

• Yati will tell your teacher that you have a crush on them

• Bah will lose their voice and have to communicate through lite-brite

• Nis will come to school drunken and fall into a garbage can

• Aisy will skip the first day... and probably the second

'What" will happen on the first day of school?' at QuizGalaxy.com

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
7:57:00 PM

who's bobby?

Stupid Teri Hatcher. And Oprah. Why the hell did they have to talk about sex on honeymoons in front of my father. I don't think a honeyed moon will be a very comfortable place to have sex. Stoopid people.


I helped my mother out a teeny bit in the kitchen just now, baking kuih, and so that meant that I had to listen to Warna. I really don't like Warna but what to do, dah terpakse. And they were playing teka-teki and they asked this one,
"Apa antara langit dan bumi?"

And I've heard that one before, way back when I was in P3 and recently too so I told my mother the answer. And she excitedly went to the phone and started dialling. My mother's lucky like that so eventually, she got through. Heehee exciting nyer!

I remember in Sec 4, when we were studying for Os, we wanted to call Warna and you know, dedicate lagu Raya or something. I think Rao suggested it but yah lah, she segan nak call.

Anyways, my mum got the correct answer! Wakaka! Tapi aper dah, no prize. Whoohoo, taking part in Warna's little games, I'm really a makcik!


By the way, who's this Bobby thing on Warna ah? Mak kater he's a harimau. What happened to Sam?

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
6:13:00 PM

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

sail on silver

Today I achieved unheard levels of cheerfulness in a single "hi." The people at Guinness are still trembling.

I bumped into a classmate of mine. Well, I wouldn't use the word "bumped" since that would imply I was unaware and unsuspectingly ran into her. It was more like me dragging myself to stand very reluctantly behind her in line.

I was actually walking to queue up at the 81 berth, when I spotted her and by then, I was already inside the metal cage. You know, the place where you queue. I stopped and quickly tried to think of a way out, since she didn't see me. I don't know how hard it was to just turn around and walk out but no! I'm not gonna be a coward and so I proceeded.

But yah lah, action busy with my bag. Like I was digging through it and only when I reached her did I look up and she had this bright happy smile (probably as fake as mine) and was like "Hi!" and when I said Hi back, I was quite surprised at myself. It sounded really high and happy and I'm-so-glad-to-see-you. I could have been a Hi-5-er.

It wasn't that I was unhappy to see her. Yes I was unhappy to see her cos, I hate all the formalities that would have been needed to be exchanged. Not that I don't like her, I just hate awkwardness. Makes me nervous. And it's not like she doesn't ignore me in school. Boo.


Oh and another unheard of event, me buka-ing outside for the very first time in 18 years! WAH!!! Yes yes, I was under the T-a-l-i-b-a-n rule and they forbidded cheese. And burgers. And pizzas. And that's why I'm so weird. And oh, they threw away all the combs and that's why I've not picked up the habit of brushing this bird nest on my head.

Went with Nis and Yati, because you know, the rest with their "see first" which usually means no. Boohoo.


Oh oh oh and today, I thought that Weasley's kittens died. Cos you know, she gave birth already and it was in some longkang I think. And then it rained this morning and I was happily sleeping, not realizing rain meant DEATH for newborn babies. I came too late, and Iza, Weasley and me walked back home slowly. I told Iza to check the balcony to see if Weasley went inside already. And Iza came running back to me screaming.

My smart stupid cat moved her kittens into our house!!! So smart! There's 4 and I'm sad cos there's no orange kitten. I want an orange one, then I can call her Lady Marmalade. I had a very orange kitten once, and I called him Sunkist. Cows nice name. Why do I come up with crappy names now?

That's cos I have had sooo many black and white and grey cats, I don't even noe what to call them anymore. Satu, Dua, Tiga and Empat. Nice kan?

Like Aisyah said, I have so many cats she can't even keep track anymore. It's not that I have all of them together at once. It's just that, satu hilang, satu lagi datang. One goes missing, 10 more come along. Fishcakes.

Okay bye.


Ps: Aishah, if you gonna get me a jersey, don't get me anything with Rooney's name or Ronaldo. Wait, Ronaldo? No Rooney okay. Solskjaer, Giggs, Scholes OK. Wait, I rather a camera.

*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
9:34:00 PM

Monday, October 02, 2006

kuih

Makron/Macron/(I don't know what other spelling there is)



Oats


My mum's selling. Saper nk beli??? And no I'm not gonna give you the Makron recipe. You want it, come get it.
dance with D devil

I was gonna start on this entry when Yati smsed me this,
"Madds! madds! solskjaer scored! WOOHOO"
And I was quite surprised cos I didn't know there was a match going on but anyhoo,
OLE!

Solsky is our darling devil, no matter what. One of the Fledglings.


Anyhows, I was watching the Miss World thing on Ch5 for a while just now cos I heard a familiar voice singing and behold! It was Shane McMahon!...Okay so it wasn't but that was the first name that popped in my head. Remember Shane McMahon? He was with WWF/WWE and people adored him cos they made him out to be the good guy. Remember Linda & Shane vs Vince & Stephanie and OH how we rooted for good to triumph over evil. Come on wrestling fans, you know it and I know it! We are such suckers for drama!

But however, I *sneers* have moved onto the finer things in life. OPRAH. *sniffs haughtily*


Okay so the guy's name IS Shane, just not the one of WWF fame. He's one of the Westlifers. And I saw them and cows, they nak action Il Divo konon. 4 goodlooking men (am I admitting the Westlifers are goodlooking? Noooo!) in dark suits? Haroomph, like I haven't seen that before! In McDonalds to be precise! You've beaten THAT cow dead! Now I really don't know what I'm talking about.

But do you honestly think that Brian or Ryan or something of Westlife LEFT? NO! He was kicked out so they could have an American Il Divo. Wait, IS Westlife American? And I don't know what the big fuss is about, I barely know Il Divo. I know not one song, unless you count the World Cup theme song.

"I've had...the time of my life...no I've never felt this way before..."

Okay wait, that's a different song. Ah you know which one I'm talking about!


And I like Westlife, and know quite alot of their songs. They are pretty good you know, and they've changed their image somewhat, since becoming Il Divo. They've lost that boyband image and I really liked their version of "Ain't That a Kick in the Head". BUT I also like Backstreet Boys so I don't know why you think my opinion counts for anything. *snorts*


We interrupt this news program with breaking um, news.

"MADDS! solskjaer scored AGAIN!! aaahhhhh!!"

This really is getting ridiculous. Tell me, why am I missing all the action again? No cable? Right! Got your fax. And Yati just told me she wish I could see all this, as in the match. *looks around sadly* I swear, Solsky will be out and retired before I EVER get to see him in action! The EPL highlights just ain't the same! I KNOW the goal is coming so it's not that suspenseful. Like knowing all the twists and turns of a thriller before watching it. Boohoo.


Back to the topic of Miss World. My dad can be so mean. He was looking at the girls and he actually cried out in horror,
"EEE! Macam hantu!"
And he said that Miss Lebanon should come out with broken limbs and covered in bandages to reflect the state of war their country was in. I'm like, WTH?! And Spain's girl was so not pretty. What's up man? I heard Czech won. Wonder how pretty she is. Hmmm...



I went to search for her face after this post was published and makdatok, cowsandchickens, pancakesandfishballnoodle, HER?!



The one in the center. How nauseating. I would have liked Miss Romania to win, she's jambu and she's only 17! The one on the right. But she was runner-up though. *looks around* I mean seriously, the blonde one? Ooookaaay.





Samer kan? HAROOMPH!

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