Sunday, April 26, 2009
why like that one?!
AM suppose to be studying but HEY Army Daze is on OKTO and it's such a classic show that I just HAVE to watch it for a while. Which led to this quick entry cos I am SUPER ANNOYED OKTO edited out ALL of Ah Beng's Hokkien phrases....WEIYO?! WHY? WEISHENME?! KENAPER?!
I know his lines pretty well so it's super obvious to me. It's not like he's cursing or anything. It's just he occasionally breaks into Hokkien. WHY is that bad? I know this is the whole Speak Mandarin campaign but what's wrong with a few Hokkien phrases? It kind of spoiled the movie a lil bit for me. Bleargh. Don't do this to Ah Beng!!!
My fav part so far, when the Corporal asked sarcastically, "So you think this is funny issit?"
And Johari replies happily, "Okay ah not bad!"
LOL. I told Tina, it's my favourite p r o p/a g a n/d a movie ever. It really made me love the army.
Kenny: "My ambition is to become a housewife in Hougang!"
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Sunday, April 19, 2009
show me the meaning of being sticky
I'm studying I AM. Argh I'm such a slow worker and I should panic cos....wait I can't even think.
Cos I'm listening to AJ right now. HAHA. And cos it's SUPER HOT RIGHT NOW. It's BAHANG in Singapore people. Aisyah and me are discussing the weather (which led to abit of overshare on her part) and it's seriously, argh hot and humid. I thought it was because it was going to rain but it's been like this the past few days. It's times like these that I think that the world is about to end cos it's just TOO HOT.
Thank god I am on study break. But I need to go to school anyways to study! CRAP. I so need a shower now. And I need to stop listening to BSB.
Ps: Sleeper is missing again. URGH WHAT THE HELL KAN?!
Oh who wants to hear another weird dream I had?
I dreamt that I was working in some weird zoo-like place somewhere in Singapore (and this combination came about because #1 - Yati was telling me about zookeeper who takes care of penguins during GMGM Friday night and #2 - Rao & me were really thinking about where to go for our upcoming GM date) and I was with FAS and I was holding a bucket FULL of ....
Chopped sealion & dugong.
I was super duper to the pooper HORRIFIED giler nak mampos. I saw in my bucket like a sealion's head here, a dugong tail's there and I kept asking WHY WHY WHY do I have this in my hands?! And Fas said that we were suppose to go to this lake and feed the sealions and dugongs there their erm, own body parts. I don't know.
Anyways the saddest part was, when I was going into the water area, I accidentally put the bucket underwater too and all the "food" drifted away so all those animals died for nothing. They didn't even become food! So....I cried myself awake.
Stoppet sey dreams.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
rainy days
I had such a bad dream last night. I was in my room, and the layout was like back in 2003 or something. Back when we had that one large bed remember sisters? So anyways, the whole family was getting ready to get out and I kept saying I couldn't go cos I needed to study.
So the first incident was when I was in the room and I think a freaking FATIMAH ROCKER just came by my bed and kind of jenguk at me and I saw her from the corner of my eye cos I was reading my book while lying down on the bed. I was so shocked! I ran outside and I saw my family was still getting ready to go out so I went back to the room and lie down on my bed again. And I happened to glance our huge wardrobe (that we used to have like eons ago lah, I don't think my sisters would remember) cos one of the doors was open and I saw, half a human body.
There was this GUY SITTING inside my almari just STARING AT ME. I wouldn't call it sitting actually cos to sit, you need a butt and this guy, his body ended like right at the waist. I swear at that point I was shaking so badly cos he really stared at me and I was staring right back in disbelief and I jumped up and ran out and I kept telling my family about all these hantus that I'm seeing and I think IZA? said to me,
"It's okay Adah, just go back to bed. Maner tahu dorg won't appear lagik."
Cos her logic is since they already scared me twice in a day, takkan nak do it again kan. But I was asking them, "ASAL tiba-tiba banyak hantu dalam rumah kiter sak?! It used to be very safe!"
And I think Mak said it's cos we dah lama tak sembahyang kan, tu pasal all these things berani come into our house again. And I felt so guilty and extremely scared that I felt I didn't want to stay in this house anymore so I told them I was gonna forget about studying and I'm gonna come with them instead! So I was rushing around when.....my alarm rang and I woke up and I was really trembling abit.
AH BUT THE RELIEF TO REALIZE IT WAS ALL A DREAM! I was so happy when I saw that the almari that half-body man was in wasn't there! We threw that almari out years ago! And the chocolate fudge on top of the ice-cream was; I suddenly remembered through my sleepiness that I was NOT suppose to have school today. And Cassie confirmed it and then I realized it was raining so I happily slid back under the covers.
I live for days like these! Minus the dream part.
Speaking of dreams, I finally dreamt something about my Korean stuff (cos I had been whining to Aisyah about how she always get the best dreams) but by the time I woke up, I forgot what it was about. I think I met some Korean star but I can't remember. Sighs. Good evening people!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
star wars
I was reading....myself, and noting how cynical and pessimistic I sound and thinking, I'm still like that today. Like, recently, I watched some movie or drama and the person was saying something about the stars. Oh I think it was Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants and the little girl was saying something about how there are so many stars in the sky and looking at them, she's sure there is something bigger out there waiting for us. Bigger things that can make her inevitable death less terrible.
And I told Tina, "Yeah I know what bigger things are out there. You know what? A freaking solar storm that's gonna come and knock out our transformers and plunge the modern cities in total darkness for months and eventually, we all die."
Because it's true. I read about it in The New Paper. I know it's a freaking tabloid paper but they said that NASA said that a potential solar storm coming in 2012 has the ability to just, KILL US ALL. It's freaking Armageddon all over again and I trust NASA cos you know, in the movie Armageddon, they saved us all. Well THEY didn't but they got the Bruce Willis to do it for them. Which was AWESOME. You go Harry Stamper! Press that button! Anywyas, the thing thing that scared me the most in the report was this, "Because it's a space weather disaster and the whole globe is affected, after it is over, you can't expect help from anyone."
Seriously, each man for himself. And it all depends on the polarity of the solar storm when it hits Earth. Go read up about it. 2012. *major freak out* Some have accused NASA of just trying to scare all of us but hey, I'm a Girl Guide and my motto is, always be prepared! *tries to stock up on Maggi*
And the title of my post got me thinking - what if stars were alive and had personalities and they got into arguments with other stars? Wouldn't that be scary? Cos if they fought, one of them would have to lose and maybe, fall down to earth and despite what cheesy mushy dramas might have said about fallen stars, trust me, I don't think anyone wants a star to "land" on our planet. Especially if the star is bigger than our sun.
Cows this isn't making sense. STOP PROCRASTINATING. I wanted to do my lectures like an HOUR ago. Jeez.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Friday, April 10, 2009
a miracle has happened tonight
Yesterday I did up the MISSING posters for Sleeper and Iza went to print them out at work so I wouldn't have to travel all the way to school to do it and just now, Tina & me went out to put up the notice all over our neighbourhood.
It took us a while and when we came back, I went to feed Darlia again and then went to dry her collar (cos she just had a bath) and while I was at the sink, I heard a MEOW. I looked up and kindda glanced at the balcony cos I know my neighbour's cats were outside but then I heard the meow even more clearly and when I looked behind me at my living room, I saw SLEEPER, climbing in through the window.
Tina had already blasted (well okay she opened it) her door open by this time and we both went, "SLEEPER!" My lovely kitty cat just came trotting in looking super hungry and meowing very sadly and ARGH I CANT BELIEVE SHE'S BACK! SHE'S BACK!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
She was so hungry and Tina and I kept asking her where she went and Darlia just looked bored throughout the whole thing. I'm sure Darlie knew where she was the whole time lah that sneaky cat.
I don't know HOW she came back but I am so grateful! THANK YOU GOD.
I don't know if it's cos of the posters or cos all of us really prayed she would come back. It's so weird. I didn't think she would cos she was gone for too long. YES four days is DAMN LONG OKAY. If a year is 7 cats years, how long is 4 days sey!
Anyways, thank you to everyone. I don't know for what but just thank you. Satu kucing hilang, riuh sekampung right? *hugs both my cats* You guys are such HDB idiots.
And yesterday, Tina and me had a blast trying to kill a HUGE MOTHER ASS cockroach. It's the kind that runs on tiptoes? Iza would know what I mean. IT was HUGE and it looked like it was trying to fly and I was really trembling and both of us were SUPER scared to go near it to hit it and Darlie wouldn't do anything about it (she looked like she lost the will to live yesterday) and the roach started to run towards Tina's room and that moron slammed the door closed and I was screaming at the top of my lungs at freaking 2am in the morning like,
TINA IT'S TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR ROOM IT'S TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR ROOM!
And Tina's like IT CANT.
And I see the roach CLIMBING the door and I don't want to to CLIMB for godsakes cos then it could just JUMP off and spread its wings and FLY and god the complete horror.
So I started shrieking OPEN YOUR DOOR OPEN YOUR DOOR IT'S CLIMBING AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
And Tina, whos now trapped inside is going, "SAVE MEEE SAVE MEEEEE BUADA HELP MEEEEE!!!"
There was alot of high-pitched screaming and eventually, I managed to whack the roach flat. Disgusting nak mampos. But we had alot of fun since half the time we were laughing nervously nonstop. And then we played cards and screamed somemore. Nasib my neighbours didnt call the police. Stoppet sey!
Okay I gotta study now tata.
And CHEEPLER -
I love you oh thank you gomawo sarangeul baewosseo
I love you oh thank you gomawo =)
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009
amiss-ing cat!
I was going to blog about how I think Tina is cursed but I'm sooo distracted by this online shopping site Aisyah passed to me. AISH. No Madah, you don't have money!! *breaks my piggbank*
Okay, so I think there is something up with all of Tina's things cos at first, her EZ-link and her expensive Mac Eyeliner disappeared. And of course my sisters wrongfully accused um, The Suspect of stealing it and then there was drama and okay, let's not get into this. The bottomline is - my sisters do not believe in innocent until proven guilty.
Then recently, Tina lost her handphone. Drama, chaos, what else right? Fas was there to witness the tragedy and Iza's suspicious tone, "She left early?! *DUH DUH DUH DUM!!*" And I told Iza, this is all too weird. If anybody should be losing their stuff, it's me. Tina's not one to easily lose her belongings actually.
And NOW, Sleeper is MISSING. Sleeper technically belongs to all of us but everyone knows Sleeper likes Tina the most and would follow Tina everywhere and have cat conversations with her. And now she's missing?! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Call me a conspiracy theorist but HEY, I think I'm onto something here. Goddamnit, you can take all of Tina's things but GIVE SLEEPER BACK! And I'm sure something's wrong even though Sleeper has only been gone for like maybe 17 hours or so because she's not like Darlia, she won't go up to strangers.
She won't go to far off places like the bustop.
She's afraid of loud and unfamiliar noises.
She loves the house and loves to cuddle up to us and meow irritatingly.
She's not as pretty as Darlie so I don't think anyone would steal her, or can even try to.
It's super not right that she's not here and that Darlia is trying to be manja with me, which is slowly starting to freak me out. WHY is Darlie being so nice? WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?! Argh please Cheepler, come back! Where are you sey?
I went out looking for her and everytime I yelled for her, Darlie yang jawab. KEPOH nyer kucing! That time I was looking for her and yelling her name, she kept quiet throughout. Idiot!
Anyways, whoever is messing with Tina's things, PLEASE GIVE SLEEPER BACK. She is of no use to you! Urgh geram sey. I hope noone brought her home thinking they're doing her a favour or something. Fight back Cheeps, fight back!
Humour aside, I really think that something is wrong. Sigh.
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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Friday, April 03, 2009
aku suka sekali! *does the hand movements*
My cousin had semangatly emailed a story to KC for Misteri Jam 12! HAHAH cows, my whole family is crazy about ghosts, ghosts and MORE GHOSTS (that Tina even linked up the misterijam12 blog to her blog). It's become normal for me to always sleep at 2am, even when I don't really pay attention to the stories.
Why is it that we always brighten up whenever one of us propose, "EH kiter rent ceriter hantu then duduk makan ice-cream tengok sama-sama nak?" It's just the highlight of our day! Not that I EVER want to meet a hantu in real life. Cows, pasal orang ketuk kat window je dah nak pengsan gitu.
Anyways, my cousin's story is titled "Kisah Pontianak Bertemu Mat Saleh".
http://kisahmj12.blogspot.com/2009/04/kisah-pontianak-bertemu-mat-saleh.html
Haha it's pretty funny to see all of us struggling to speak proper Malay. I think I speak it better than when I write it. It's about when my cousin's husband, who is American, meets a pontianak for the first time. It was pretty hilarious since everybody made it out to be like such a small thing. An excerpt on my Yayi's reaction,
" Ok, Charlie..sudah pergi, no problem!! Grandpa sudah cakap dia get lost!"
Ah my Yayi is fantastic. He and my parents are heading off to Indonesia this Saturday so he can meet one of his "friends" at some gunung. Okay I should be doing research now. Tata!
*~*Excuse me While I Tend to How I Feel @
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